2 weeks !!!!!!

In 2 weeks i will be 30

where have the years gone by

lose ma hair and lose ma teeth and all ill do is cry

no more la senza underwear, just bridget jones the pants

ill have to take ma heels off , the second i get up to dance

Evertime i laugh or cough ,i will ever so slightly pee

Its not the kinda 30 i really want to be



No more eating crisps in bed, and drinkin irn bru in the morning

I shall have to start to take care of little me while the time of age is dawning

I shall make a list a goal perhaps of the girl i want to be

the things i never accomplished yet, just u wait and see

so lil miss at 30, is gonna be here year

ill do the things i missed in ma 20s, and i shall not have no fear

learn to drive, start the wii fit, and save until im broke

and if im very lucky i may meet a lovely bloke

so tenna lady, pulling in pants and polygrip listen to my word

30 ill be and young and dapper and a totally happenin bird!!!!