kirsty

Random

2011-12-08T06:53:00.000-08:00

Ok, so i took inspiration from my mate benny and decided to blog a list of randomness here goes ;

Today i was sent home from work as hurricane angus has hit the fort, and there is a power cut (oushh)

I was dropped off by a collegue and actually spent 3 minutes leaning on a lampost

For my lunch i had a bagguette with butter then pate then cheese (seriously strong)

My dug is whimpering like a 2 year old child from the wind

At the weekend i went out with my sis and had two guys down to one ball (pool)....im good at pool

The river beside me is about to burst (eeeek)

Just got off the phone to ma pal (nic mair) had a good we blether and cant wait as she coming to visit me in january

Not sure wht to get ma da for his bday AND christmas so unfair he gets two presents lol, but then he pays for it in jan when his three daughters have their bdays all in the same week :P mwhahaha.............im gettin him skyrim btw

My new word is oushhh (as in great,smashing, super) hehe
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2011-10-16T05:18:00.001-07:00

Poems by Kirsty McFauld

Departed

There is someone that is in my heart
A bond that can never ever part
When with you that love can only grow
When not your heart lones for them so

We cant understand the things in life
All the hurt and the pain and trouble and strife
Its all Gods plan, the way it unfolds
No change we can make, or try to mould.
The things we want, the things we cant set
It’s a purposed that’s planned, its already met.

Fore before we where born, he knew we would be
What we have and others don’t, we find hard to see.
What we don’t have in life, or the things we have lost
We should not feel sorry, cause we are here at a cost

So I will be still, and know he is King
Because he is my Lord, my love, EVERYTHING
He has placed my path the way its to be
Wht that may be is for him to see.

Sunset

Like an apples core
An empty heart
A fruitless tree
A fathers part
A trust that endeavoured
A bond not broke
A foolish mind, the words he spoke
All confidence lost, he doesn’t see
The damage that he did to me
A patient mind, a guarded heart
Foundations build, a simple start
In precious time, I grow to see
The stronger person he'll make me
Gods gentle cradling of my pain
So one day I can trust again
Now the end, time to see
Let go of all and just be me
No more fronts, no more tears
Just me, myself, no worries no tears
Baby steps no walking yet
Rising like a clear sunset.

The Butterfly

Small and minute, in a magnified land
Anticipation and fear, of its fate in hand
What is its purpose, how will it grow
Unfulfilled questions, it wants to know
Stuck in limbo, where will it go
past and present, not allot in show
The hand that created, reveals beauty in site
All are his creatures, that he will make right
No more fear, to live and grow
As the future is delightful, he intends it so

PIE!!!!!!

2010-12-28T08:10:00.000-08:00

Today i am attempting to cook for my family, i am making chicken and leek pie (think im bored with not working lol ) and i am making that all myself however the desert is a cheesecake..............mix lol

My christmas has been amazing and its been lovely to see all ma family but i have missed friends and i wish they all lived closer, and im missing ma big sis and ma neice and nephew but spoke on phone lots .....im worse than ma neice playin her bopit and super mario lol but i have been blessed with the days i have and i hope u all have had a good one ...short and sweet but i must go as i have some cooking to do oh goody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe xx

For old times sake

2010-10-07T12:37:00.001-07:00

Driving worries

2010-10-06T12:03:00.000-07:00

Well i decided to blog as i havent done in a while and there is alot of stuff i want to rant about to myself, writing it down works for me though it like takes ma thoughts and puts them somewhere else,

My driving instructor quit 5 weeks b4 my test, and i was a wee bit ragin about it i have a new instructor and she is nice and the car is amazing (new mini cooper) but she is not steve i was used to steve and cause she is a new instructor she is picking up on everything , which in a way is a good thing and in another way i wanna pan her through the windae.....ok maybe not that , i think i just need to get used to her but in all honesty ma confidence is starting to go again, with all thats goin on with ma da right now, and ma test being in 3 weeks, gettin used to a new car etc etc, im a little bit ........MEH.....im never good with change im used to ma comforts and things bein ok .... i just wanna cry out loud.....anyway rant over
...this is the new car i learning in

its like this but no stripes, id be happier if she would give me it for passing if i do :), if u do stumble upon ma rant prayers for a man called david would be good :)

CLOCKS!!!

2010-02-05T10:57:00.000-08:00

I was reading pammis blog and was the bagpipes, there is a group known as the "red hot chilli PIPERS!", who play songs from coldplay to queen, with bagpipes and i must say i was surprised and taken aback on how good they are !!!!! have a wee butchers!!!!

MIDLIFE!!!!!!

2010-01-27T11:52:00.000-08:00

Well, its been 3 days since ma parents have been away, and the only way i can put wht went on is in bullet points, or lists, as i love them

* Day 1 = Mum and Dad got me up early, as was off on days holiday, mum gave me a list of things to do , mum and dad left, had a bath, didnt know wht to do with myself, had a wee cry, i think it cause like both ma sisters have lived with someone (a guy), whereas i have never been on my own before i always lived with family or ma sister, and the time i was left alone in that flat a found a man in ma toilet!!!!

* Day 2 = Went to work, ppl kept commenting how quiet i was, i just got on with work,asked ma mate in work if she wanted to come round for a chinese and that tomorrow night, she couldnt as her neice ill, spent a little while on the phone to lou crying again, but then was ok as turned into a 3 hour convo about God.

*Day 3 = Thinking lots, wandereing if me turning 30 has caught up with me, wandering why im here when there is absolutely nothing for me here,apart from ma parents,wandering if i will live here till im 50, wandering why i cant enjoy ma time here on my own and why i fear so much, why i wake up 2 3 and 4 in the morn wishing for the sun to rise, wishing i could call friends close to me ,but i would rather save the embarrassment, wandering why even tho i have hunners of friends all over the uk, the little ones i have here in fort william are not a touch on wht i would call one....wandering why ma sisters got it good and i havent, and i feel SO SO selfish in thinking all these things because i know i do have it good in so many ways, but where do i go from here, i cant live with ma folks forever and there is certainly nothing keeping me here, ma best friend (ma sis stacey) i lost her now, she now has her life with her man , i just dunno wht i gonna do, where i gonna go, whats gonna happen , but i know God is with me, i dont even know wht it is i want.....i just feel so lost, lonely in a sense,i have been reading my bible, but sometimes its not all in our time, its in his, i have got so much thinking to do, and a may right another list as something in ma life needs to change, i dont even know why im writing this blog, tears are flowing now but i cant stop, i just know the closest friends i have read this, and i guess its me letting it all out x

WEEGIE FUN !!!!!

2010-01-24T11:29:00.000-08:00

Well. im backkkkkkkkkkkk, from a great time in glasgow with ma friends and family for ma 30th , im still gutted missed wedding but heard went well and was great day, also got sent a picture of some of ma fav ppl!!!!!

Friday night was me , ma cousin angie, ma couin sherleyanne, and my aunt lynn, i got a lovely scarf, a body lotion/scrub/shower gel set, and lots of other stuff, ma cam ran out of memory which was sad as i video taped some of the night a few of the pics that came out i added to ma randoms on facebook.

On saturday, i met my best mate pammi for lunch, its so great to see her, even though i have friends i know here, they not "friends friends", u know they always let me down (to which i have noted since i got back), so like it was great to meet a friend that i consider a great one, we never stopped talkin (as usual) and was just awww just lovely :)

I tried to keep in touch with all ma freinds that went to wedding to let them know a part of me was there ,jules sent me a pic, but she didnt grab bennys arse like i asked her to lol, ............

As friends and family mean so much to me now, ma aunt now has a clot on her leg, that is now in her lung, which isnt good news , but she has not got a hole in the heart like they thought, so i just keep her in prayer, but all in all ma weekend was lovely

MEH!!

2010-01-17T13:54:00.000-08:00

I be 30 in two days time, in a way i am thankful to the good Lord that i am still here , i still have a great life, a great family, such great friends, pammi reduced me to tears tonight for thinking of me and doing something so great in drawing me with ma baby niece, was so overwhelming, but for the most part all i heard is, u find your man, he get there sometime, u will meet your match, and it angered me so,it like cause i gonna be 30, it so sad i not got a man in ma life?? talk about makin me feel inadequate,not the fact i feel i not accomplished many things that i wanted to by now but that on top !!!!, i know this new birthday for me makes me want to do things different, to bring god into ma life more, to pass ma driving test, to not fear in many things, to follow the career i want and do the things i love, but the fact i not met a man omg that so sad????, i know it just what ppl think, but i know God knows my heart and the person i am, and all that i may accomplish in ma year of being 30 is up to him not me

2 weeks !!!!!!

2010-01-05T10:56:00.001-08:00

In 2 weeks i will be 30

where have the years gone by

lose ma hair and lose ma teeth and all ill do is cry

no more la senza underwear, just bridget jones the pants

ill have to take ma heels off , the second i get up to dance

Evertime i laugh or cough ,i will ever so slightly pee

Its not the kinda 30 i really want to be

No more eating crisps in bed, and drinkin irn bru in the morning

I shall have to start to take care of little me while the time of age is dawning

I shall make a list a goal perhaps of the girl i want to be

the things i never accomplished yet, just u wait and see

so lil miss at 30, is gonna be here year

ill do the things i missed in ma 20s, and i shall not have no fear

learn to drive, start the wii fit, and save until im broke

and if im very lucky i may meet a lovely bloke

so tenna lady, pulling in pants and polygrip listen to my word

30 ill be and young and dapper and a totally happenin bird!!!!

Big macs removals

2009-12-13T09:59:00.000-08:00

So, i have been away for the weekend, me, ma mum, ma da, and bobby all went to help ma sis, her partner and ma neice move house ..well...flat to house ....this is ma weekend in a nutshell

Got up at 6am (whit !!!!),FREEZING,read evanders auto,bobby annoying me in the backseat,got to fife....oh shaboy...ya ken aye...braw, lifted box after box upstairs, went to bring box to the shed in the garden and missed the step and stacked it, totally embarrassed, more boxes, more boxes, emptying boxes,folding boxes lol, had homemade soup,we all went to darrens dads for a chinese and x factor,chilled, back to sisters, bed, woke at 9am, bath,went to shop like 12 times for ppl,made breakfast for everyone, packed bag, waited for mum and da to get back from shopping, back in car, two hour drive, bobby pukin up MUD!!! IN THE CAR????,got home, put a wash in, put a pie in the oven,watched ma mum and dad playing with their new docking station and ipod thing, danced to the music as they tried it out,made ma mum a sandwich as she nearly puked with the sausage and mash microwave meal she grabbed on way back , dried washing, ironed uniform, went on facebook, blogged!!!!! ma mum said i done more in half an hour than i have in a week hahaha !!!!!

Annoying and Ab fabness!!!!!!

2009-12-07T11:13:00.000-08:00

Well i have had a post weekend time of annoyance and ab fabness , i shall fill u in .

Annoyance.

*Bobby, i love the mut to bits but like hes THERE all the time, like i trip over him, as well as eating ma ankles and chasing his tail and jumping up on ma knees , not to say hi u, but to have a nice long stretch

*Work, Today in work was manic, and only 3 staff out front, i was workin ma wee ass off, as well as that i got to work at like 08.40. now the bosses are always watchin the clock, but they where the ones that turn up at 08.50, and like i dont watch me clock at 5pm to get right oot the door but oh no they dont see that !!!!!

*Lunch hour, why cant the library let u have books for more than 3 weeks, pfft, i now have 2 books to read as well as the one that just came in ! they only send u a reminder when they are late !!!!

Ab fabness!!!!

*I possibly have a roomie for sams wedding and can share the flight fantasidosa!!!!!

*Ma mate stephen who works in the coop was using one hand today, and had his other curled up as if he was in so much pain, when asked he said he did it sat night but cant remember how lol...tut tut

*REFRESHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY, and those wee melon jelly things shaped like the moon but they are pink, and vampire teeth !!!!!, so not wise to open that shop !!! still at least it not anothe anorak and tent shop lol

*A voicemail from a very well spoken person ive never spoke to lol

*The bus driver i have now, hehe he so funny, and i enjoy talkin to him every night,totally gay of course haha

* wee janet ma neighbour is doing well in hospital after her hip replacement , but missing her hubby and when ma mum went the day said they was kissing and holding hands (in their 70s) awwwwwwwww

Update

2009-12-06T09:53:00.000-08:00

So i not blogged in like ageeeeeeeess, had lots going on within the family like ...bad times
But good times as i was hoping to attend sam and jons wedding , but someone else was off at the same time as me, ma boss asked her if she would swap as its the week of ma 30th and also wedding, she kindly changed for me so a BIG box eh celebrations for her !!!!!
I dont know how im gonna get there or where i gonna stay, or who with, i could stay with lou and paul in bristol but a little away from the venue and also the meal beforehand to celebrate mine as well as others birthday and pre sam and jon wedding.

so i need to do some researching into that ..

Last night i went out with ma mate carrie, and had a great chat and awe that jazz, but like i woke up this morning in the best mood, as i am so blessed with wht i have, she lost her mother 2 years ago .....made me so thankful so cause i was in a great mood i did this :

*Had a bath with evander hollyfield (haha, his autobiography)
*Helped ma mum set up the wii fit and laughed when she told me the kung fu was EXCELLENT !!!!! ha..do the chop
*listened to music and danced aboot in ma room while i tidied it
*Put a wash in
*watched drop dead fred
*text carrie
*text amandapanda
*read the papers
*ironed
thats about it really and now i am writing ma wee blog while ma bobby is licking ma feet YUK lol

WICKED WEEKEND!!!

2009-10-27T11:46:00.000-07:00

HEHE !!!!, SO ........ma sis came over for the weekend and wanted to go out on sat night for a meal and that , i didnt wanna i wanted to stay in and watch x factor, but like i dont get out much so decided to go, this is how the events of the evening went .....

*Got into town and went to the atm for cash (never said thanks this time)

*Decided to go for a ruby murray

*Ruby murray was ok, but sis said service was crap

*Decided to pop into a local bar for one

*A lady dropped her cigarettes and ma sis handed her them , she just turned away and ma sis being ma sis went "YOUR WELCOME" HAHA!!!

*SEEN GORGEOUS MAN AT BAR !!!!

*Broke the multi machine that u can play who wants to be a millionaire and that on, the screen just went black!!!!!

*Went to bar and got talkin to mr gorgeous man, he was welsh !!! mmm

*He introduced his friend tim and i introduced ma sis, they where navy men hehehe!!!

*laughed and joked an chatted to darren (that was his name), stacey and tim

*Went to another bar and tim was being very gentlemanly, holding coat etc etc

*Found out darren had a gf and 2 kids ...MEH!!!!!

*On going to see the live band was propositioned by tim..total twat!!!!!, er no thanks i going home after the bar not back to yours for "apri ski"as you called it, u jive turkey

*On realising he wasnt gettin anywhere with me or ma sis tim left the bar and went to a disco next door ON HIS OWN....haha as darren loved ma and ma sis and the laughs we havin so much he stayed with "his girls" as he said haha

*Danced, laughed , and gabbed so much with ma sis and darren ,dropped him to his hotel on way home and got a lovely kiss on the cheek and big hug and called a wee gem hehehehe.......

Had such a great weekend......... he made it , hahahaha x now every time i see an egg i think of eggs darren and not eggs benedict lol stace xxxx love ya, i realised i can go out have a laugh and not be para and nervous and pull!!! haha, and say wht i wanna say when i think it hehehehe x

80s !!!!! maybe 90s!!!!!

2009-10-06T10:40:00.000-07:00

Some lil reminicin:

* PUSH POPS

* Smash Hits (u know ma sis modelled in that, she was a face but half of it was showin wht drugs do to your brain , Big, Fast forward, Just seventeen.

*Puffs crisps...(u know the crisps u got that looked like 15 million ppl sat on the packet)

*Grange hill, byker Grove (whey aye man , canny like aye), Woof, Simon and the witch, Emus world, Spit the dog (uuk twooo), Funhouse, Timmy Mallet, Different strokes, Prince of bellair (yeh i know all the words), Golden girls, Crosby show

* Big, My stepmother is an alien, Labryth,Goonies,Flight of the navigator, Ferris beullers day off, Adventures in babysitting, The breakfast club, Teenwolf.

*Kerplunk, Connect four, the big shoe house, keepers, Hungry hippo,Chucky egg, Sonic, Snakes and Ladders.

*De-ream, Mel and Kim, Gloria Estefan and the miami sound machine, Vengaboys,Mc hammer,Vanilla ice,Ace of base, Baby D, Mr vain , sonique, Jazz, Blackbox (argh ha), aha lol , Styz,Lighthouse family, Eddie and someone (they sung...would i lie to u baby), chakka demus and pliers..........

randoms: Tab clear, wispa, Skodas,TAZ BARS!!!!, (blah blah blah ..fart), Frosties, Penny sweets, Topics

haha ma best blog EVER ..i think :P, unless u can think of any more ?

Mobile legs

2009-09-30T11:33:00.000-07:00

Okay so im back to work now and getting into normal life again lol , not much changes eh hehe, i the past few weeks i have had bloggers block , i dunno wht to say of interest at the moment , just a few things going on in ma wee mind the now

1) Is glad she got an application form for the job going at the council and will fill it out to the best !!!!!

2) Is recently enjoyin old friends getting in touch through facebook , makes u appreciate the FINER things in life hahaha! (wont be long till an ex shows i bet)

3)Is praying for her friends benny and pammi in there circumstances just now, and here if ever they need me

4) I have something wrong with ma leg ....it not sore but like the ONLY way i can describe is like i have a mobile phone in ma leg and every few minutes it vibrates silently , i know i aint got one like but that is the only way i can describe it, its like a dull buzzing feeling or weasiness in ma upper thigh , i dunno but it wierd like !!!

5) Looking forward to november as lots of good fights coming up

6) Is glad her dog had a bath as i cant stop smelling him, as he smelt like shit last week !!!!

ermmmmmmmmm. not much else the noo hehehehe

BRACK!!!!!

2009-09-26T11:43:00.000-07:00

I IZ BACK !!!!!!!!!

Wooooooooooooo feels good to blog haha, as some of u know i been away visiting my family and friends and got back tonight some things i got up to

1) dyed ma hair , i not sure if it dark brown or black so it BRACK

2)had a few great nights out with ma sister, One night we met bruce willis, well he said he was really he was an old man that was mental and started singing under the boardwalk, then said he was going out to hollywood to film die hard 7 ...i said .......what about 5 and 6 ????????

3)Spent way to much money ..so im skint

4)went to see ma fabbi mate pamela , had a chinese and a good old blether..love ya chicken , and mark is a lovely guy :)

5)went to see ma cousin in glasgow , who snores like a trooper!!!!!!!

6)Slept in ma wee cousins bed but the covers where all red white and blue ......rangers yuk!!!!!

7) Was up till 3.30am chatting and catching up with her

I MISSED EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE, I CAN SAY MORE BUT CANT BE ARSED LOL XXX

BARBIES 50TH

2009-09-13T09:44:00.000-07:00

I GOT SENT THIS TODAY HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

ITS ABOUT TIME THIS HAPPEND TO HER

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you..

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses .

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

Spiderman!!!!!

2009-09-11T11:10:00.000-07:00

Last night i watched spiderman 3, and i thought it was pretty goood, doesnt beat the first 2 pirates of the carribean films i have watched (still has to see the 3rd), but i really enjoyed, and the guy harry, looked a little bit like ma first boyfriend .....obv not when he was in character as the flying boy thing, but u get me, i find that i really enjoy these boy hero films lol, like hellboy, and v, and all that haha!,i dunno why LOL.

I am on holiday from the 19th , which is sad as i will miss sat nights strictly haha, as ill be out with sis and friends but that is the great thing about sky plus lol , ma mum knows what she has ti do:P, then i off to see pammi for her birthday which will be great to.

I was in work today, seems the more i go to work the more i realise why i dont enjoy it hahaha, but hey at least i have a job,i cant get out of ma head im going to be 30 in january, i shall blog about that nearer the time as will fill it up hahaha.

Casey !!!!!

2009-09-03T10:45:00.000-07:00

Today was ma wee neice caseys first day at school, i cant remember ma fisrt day lol , but aww here are a few pics of ma wee doll in her new school outfit, she had a good day , but fell over and cut her knee on the way home , bless, i just had to show the pics , as she is adorable hehehehe , i got her some peppa pig books to send over as i so proud of her

Big bro and wee sis hehehe!!!!!

Bank holiday

2009-08-29T12:29:00.000-07:00

So yeahhhhhhhh its the weekend......ma bad.... joe aint on , strictly aint started yet , but i cant wait till a see ma man and lick the tv screen lol hahaha!!!, today was just your normal average saturday for me, got up, dressed and took bobby out to the garage shop, he has started cocking his leg up when he wee's, with a look on his face like "hey, look at me doll, im becoming a man dog", lol it looked very liberating, was gonna try it myself but i thought that would be going a little to far :P.

We got into the shop and as i was looking at all the lovely chocolate, i was mortified when i turned round and ma dog was jumped up on a mans leg and sniffing his err..........u get me .......i went bright red and totally pulled bobby off, the man was a lil embarrassed and the colour of a maltesers packet hehehe, bless !!!!

I then read ma regular friends blogs, pammi aint yet, i commented on some others and bennys reminded me of when i was younger, me and ma sis and ma pal made up this song called runnning from reality................it went "running from reality to another dimensionnnnnnnnnnnnnn (to another dimension) hehe was so crap, but like we though was mtv material, it even had a rap and i sang it , it went . now visualise me with all ma bling on and dapper grandad hat ................"running, running for your troubles an ya fears, u gotta get away from the pain and the tears, all the war and all da hate, u gotta get out now b4 its to late"...................booyah!!!!!!!!!! hehehe , lol

DING DONG!!! DING DONG!!!

2009-08-26T11:51:00.000-07:00

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!, i am soooooooo excited ma baby is back on tv this saturday night yes the one and only sexiest man on the planet "JOE CALZAGHE!" is taking part in strictly come dancing and i cant wait to see him, and drool hahahaha!!!!, i have missed seeing him on tv, now instead of being good with his hans,he needs to be even better with his feet GO JOE!!!! ALL ROOT FOR MA BABE HEHEHE.. never mind that girl in the picture , he is mine !!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe

Manycats!!!!!!!

2009-08-25T11:21:00.000-07:00

Ok so last night i was chattin with ma mate willz, from essex, he makes me laugh so much haha, he a loon, and lives in a caravan (sorry willz), he does read ma wee blog but keeps silent as he thinks if he says the word "fook" it will offend lol, anyway he sent me some pics of cats which follow, the one i really wanted though i aint got yet, its a wee kitten boxing with its paws hahaha, but here are the rest .......

The Flutterby

2009-08-24T06:00:00.003-07:00

Small and minute, in a magnified land

Anticipation and fear, of its fate in hand

What is its pupose, how will it grow

Unfulfilled questions, it wants to know

Stuck in limbo,where will it go

past and present, not alot in show

The hand that created, reveals beauty in site

All are his creatures, that he will make right

No more fear, to live and grow

As the future is delightful, he intends it so

Sometimes things dont happen when we think they should, its all in the Lords timing ....as he says be still and know he is Lord

YAY!!!!!!!!

2009-08-23T06:29:00.000-07:00

Ok, here goes, a poem of mine i dont think anyone has ever seen, in ma own wee handwriting (sorry about the wee mistake).....and i made as clear as i could hehe u may have to strain

it says :
some times the trials in life we have can really get us down
we seem to let go of Gods hands and feel like hes not around
but when we spend more time with him, read or listen to his word
we get a free spirit feeling like ure flying like a bird
its amazing when u have Gods spirit in u, the way it makes u feel
You know your safe in loving arms, its special and its real
I understand the poem, of 2 footprints in the sand, and now when im drawn back to Jesus, i holding on with both hands

hehehe!!!!!

live and learn

2009-08-22T13:12:00.000-07:00

WOW..............well this week has been mad for me, i got to see and grow so much in many things....work, personal,friends,animals i will elaborate on all 4.....i seen i can say what i think instead of not.....

1) work

i took a stand this week , told ma boss i sick of bein on cash and want to move on

2) personal

I decided im an adult now and gonna start using tampons, haha i cant believe i just said that

3) Friends

i seen true colours in some, and been shocked, realise who ure friends are and who are not

4) animals
ma dog is mental, he a vamp, only comes alive in the night,gets high on leafs from the indoor plants ,and bites on ya heels, i also met a new friend a black caterpillar an ma da chucked it oot the door lol

thats all folks, and i gonna scan a poem tomorrow, it kinda scary as like it ones ppl never heard before and they see my handwriting lol

TROOT AND TROOZERS AND CRABS

2009-08-09T10:29:00.000-07:00

Well. today for the first time in ma life, i went fishing , we were told by a fellow neighbour there is "loads eh troot down at the pier down the road!" (yes troot, not trout lol ), so we all went there to do some fishing , WELL............... HAHAHA!!!. I felt a lil off balance on the pier end as like it floated on the water,(but its bolted to the pier) and i have a great fear of water ...but i said i wasnt leaving until i caught a fish .....first off i used darrens rod (ma sisters bf), and ma dad showed me how to hold the rod, hold the line with ya finger and also how to cast, MY GO MY GO!!!!!!, so i held the rod, i held the line , i whipped it round and whipped it out into the sea, all good so far, then pulled and reeled, pulled and reeled, and was tight so i reeled in the rod. and YES!!!!!.....I CAUGHT SEAWEED!!!!,to which point ma dad said i let the line go to deep, from then on BAD TIMES......

1) I cast and it swung round and caught ma troozer leg (just as well was not ma leg and just ma troozers)

2) The tide was coming in so the back of the pier end buckled a little to which i elegantly shouted "oh f***",(as scared we oot ma wits) realising ma dad was on the pier and i just swore in front of him, but we all thought it was gonna collapse and ran off, so i dont think he noticed......just as well.
Ma sis did though haha and we had a giggle. i dont normally swear that word .....anyway it was just the tide moving the pier end down

3)Ma mum holding both bobby and piper on the leads, piper teasing randy bobby, tryin to get his leg over , piper lying down for him then biting him, poor bobby he was gettin so frustrated with her lol hahahahaa, was hilarious !!!!

4)feeling something crawling on ma boot, looking down and seeing a massive spider crawling across ma boot, and freakin oot .....(it was a crab)

THEN ............wee jazmin caught a troot........and shoutin and crying "put it back in , i dont wanna touch it, so like i just grabbed it .........had ma first fish feel lol .....awwww the wee thing was bobbin away for air .......so i thought awww...i will try the smaller rod so i used jazmins , but some fish as bait , and after a few minutes .......YA BELTER !!!!!!!, I CAUGHT A WEE TROOT!!!!!....but its wee mouth was bleeding from the hook so i put it back :)

It was a really great day out with family, ma sis and bobby are sad now, as darren has to work so he gone back to fife till friday, so she will miss him, and bobby will miss piper ..but like i not laughed so much the day and lookin forward to seeing ma sis and catchin up the next week, even though i have to work, and also lookin forward to seeing ma great mates paul and lou on wednesday :)

MADHOUSE!

2009-08-02T12:14:00.000-07:00

Ok so this week has been a bit mental, had ma grandparents come visit from n ireland, also ma sister, her bf, and ma neice jazmin, as well as my aunt and uncle fae fife......some things i got up to !!!!!

* Shouting at ma grandparents (bless)

* Face painted ma nieces face for the first time......a career to consider , i paint
a childs face well

*Being amused at reading a high school musical magazine with ma niece, and a picture of a vanessa coming up, then here stating that its gabrielle, i said it says vanessa, and her niavely saying....it must be in another language

* Fun banter with ma uncle billy, he was a pt intstructor in the army u know, and has a big head to go with it .....hahaha, joke, he shot 8 rabbits tho, and sadly he is a blue nose bas :P

* Watchin many dvds with ma neice (i cried at the prince and i 2) , push is the best film ever, and the wrestler is just a crock of shit, mickey looks like a filled hoover bag !!!!

* Havin a great night with ma parents, sis , and her bf, and trying to wrap jazmins present at 12am, and losin the envelope to her card (oops) that right up there when i got ma sister and her husband a wedding anniversary card to "my brother ...and sis in law"......and sending ma nephew kyle a birthday card sayin to "kylie"......deary me!!!!!! LOL

*playin on the wii fit CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!....I RULE @ sword fighting and ski jumping !!!!!

*Going bowling and coming 2nd...out of 4, better than last time i was last out of 25!!!!!!

* Spending about 10 minutes huggin and kissin ma sister , LOVE HER SO MUCH !!!!!!!

So ma grandparents leave tomorrow, but yay !!! ma sis back for the week next week whoo hooo......

ANOTHER BIG BROTHER ....BY KIRSTINA MCFALL!!!!

2009-07-28T11:35:00.000-07:00

Hey and welcome to the last episode of Big brother , we have an open house this year , so many contestants, pammi,mark,lisa, ,paul,andy,nicola,sandie,dave,bobby,matt,kirsty, stacey (kirstys sister), dawn and her fella martin,and two housmates that have came from the big bro house in canada sooz, and benny !!!!!!

Dayyyyyyyyyyy one, in the big brammer hoose, 9.05 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa m whey aye man !!!!:

The day starts off with matt and kirsty , gettin up early, matt is crabbit as he is bored !!!!!, then he scratches his arse and eats some cornflakes , and tells kirsty about the dream he had when him and his mates gatecrashed a dirty dancing party, and there was 600 woman to 30 men, and how they were all grinding up on him dancing ......lol matt!!!!!

Lisa then gets up as she has alot of work to do,benny (the canadian one lol ) is in the garden washing his new car, while sooz is lying across the bonnet, pammi and lisa and mark write wee notes on paper and stick them to his windscreen , just to annoy ! .....u lot should be ashamed hehehehe, i heard wht u all got up to lol

Nic gets up,and is called to the diary room, and is punished in a way of being put up for eviction, as big brother found out the mess she made of a certain room on a certain visit with her friends, and has now got to work in sainsburys forever to cover the bill !..............LOL NIC!!!!!!

Lou and her bf paul then gets up at 3pm, lou runs into the living room singing "reproduction" from grease 2 the movie, and paul makes a face like "po" the puppet as his ear is sore, lou asks paul what he wants for his breakfast,and he replies "a kebab"......paul then joins kirsty in the garden for a ciggie and starts talkin about fitbaw ......kirsty turns to paul and says "WISHED (lol paul ...it is weeshed), i support celtic, that it, ma sport is boxing, if u talk to me about fitbaw again i gonna shoot masel ya dancer"....and thanks lou on her advise on pretending to listen to her pretend big bro lol .........haha

Dawn and martin are bf and gf and have never lived in a house together before, he is english !!!! hahaha, she is scottish,they have been riding round the garden all night on bikes,and hiding boxes of stuff in the bushes.....haha..........loved havin u both here, i never thought i would enjoy the mountain bike championship but i did, never thought i would like an englishman but i do :P haha, only for ma dawn tho xxx

Sandie, who is kirstys mum, is cooking, while bobby is eatin leaves and gettin high !!!!..........sandie decides to share stories with the housemates about her daughter in the living room, how when she was younger, she visited neighbours tellin them her mum poor and we needed teabags and biscuits, only so she could rip them open with her mate keith in the garage naked (was like 5) lol ....sandie then gets banned for using capital letters ..............lol mum xxxx

Andy then wakes up ...he speaks another language....aberdonion i think, he goes to kitchen and makes a breakfast of raisins, peakon nuts and yogurt,comments on the lovely mountains in fort william, eats some caramel squares, then works it off on his luxury item (his punch bag), he then explains to housmates what ken, fit and shaboy means....he then goes to the lavvy , for the second time in the day !

dave (ma dad)....shouts at kirsty as it only appropriate, and stacey (her sis) reminds her of the haggis pakora man episode

Mattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, then strolls in with a yellow shirt on to impress kirsty, he sees she knows yellow is mingin , haha, so he changes his shirt..............hope u , wife and baby all good hun xx

ok i mentioned all ma mates i love and i hope i made u all smile hahaahaha xxxx

MORRISONS

2009-07-22T11:55:00.000-07:00

So...................today i went to morrisons to get some cooked chicken to have with a salad , so im standing at the kiosk thingy , checkin out the breasts, and there a guy appears, i let him get served first as i hadnt figured oot wht a wanted, so like i look further down the isle and havin decided, go back, and an old stupid grey haired fudface was standing there, the lady served me , as she knew i was waiting and let the guy before go first, so as she was serving me, the old bint pipes up and says "so i take it u make a habit of jumping in front of ppl"...........erm WHIT!!!!!, i was like shocked and i didnt say anything then i said bravely "exuse me , but i actually let that man go ahead of me", he jumped in and said "then u walked to other end and walked back , which was when i was here, so quit obviously u pushed in in front of me" !!!!!, ma blood was boilin, i was so shocked and so angryyyyyyyyyy, but like always i just didnt say anything , walked away and said a few words underneath ma breath.............MORRISONS NEED A TICKET SERVICE, and just as well i left as i would of stuck his chicken where the sun dont shine !!!!!!

Yo!!!!!!

2009-07-19T04:36:00.000-07:00

So i not blogged in a wee while as have family here , aunt ,uncle , wee niece who is gettin sooooo tall, i have ma grandparents here next week, tryin to make time for the big man, was at a wedding reception last night, and pulled a 60 yr old man !!! sexy times!!!!!!, haha, was great band, was one man with many instruments, sax,piano etc......and as always the work mates that get hammered lol, all in all was great, the bride was amazingly beautiful , her dress was gorgeous!!!, i then came home, had a conversation with ma dog and watched the fights i taped on itv4 ,all ma boys won, tyson fury won, cleverley won , and amir khan won, but didnt see that fight will yout tube..........that about it really x ....how totally random was all that !!!!!!

THE HOFF EFFECT/AFFECT??

2009-06-29T11:25:00.000-07:00

Today i went back into work , and ma work mate mark was chattin on about somehink and i was like , what u on about he was like "the hoff" was in the town on friday night and i got his autograph and ran after him to shake his hand, lol now mark is not 4, he is in fact 21, hahaha

I dont think that it is down to the fact he used to parade on a beach with busty girls in red bikinis, its more about "knight rider" and "kit".........everyone wanted a car like that (well every man), and the watch u talk into rofl....boys and their toys eh. Mark kept sayin "hes a legend!", i mean like he aint no hollywood film star, but he the nearest to it when it comes to fort william hahaha!!!!!!

But apparently it made wee marks weekend , bless ...

errrrrr whit!!!!!!!!

2009-06-27T12:31:00.000-07:00

Ok calm calm.............so like we have a couple stayin in the let, and they have a dog , i go out today like a good girl to put a wash oot for ma mum, and as i am hanging it up...............the queen of friggin sheba comes oot ( the toff lady in the let) and says..............oh btw, like if my dog is out here running around, i would be careful of him if he approaches u if u are out here as he isnt very friendly with strangers.................errr whit!!!!!,first of all !!!! its NOT your garden, second of all, if u bringin a dug here u responsible for it, and fourthly, if he craps about the garden , u can pick it up , u snotty bitch..sorry that really harsh ...lol but awww she wound ma neck oot!!!!..and it should have a mussel on !!! if it not friendly, i came in and told ma mum and and dad and they where like "WHIT" to lol, btw i did not say all that to the lady lol, ma da told ma mum to go tell her that there are rules with dogs,they are responsible for them, and what they do, on our land, who she think she is sayin that to me !!! i live here, my mum was like ok dave, but she like me so i bet she say something like " ma daughter is a lil afraid with dogs and said yours might be hostile when outside , so if u can not have it running about on its own, and take responsability for it, or something like that................i hope it does bite me now and ill sue her.......... haha. no no , i wouldnt do that lol ...............ok i feel better now and i am calm hehehe

scottish banter!

2009-06-26T13:57:00.000-07:00

Ok for u non scots ppl , here are a few scots sayings and there meanings :

AYE: aye means yes, can also mean always or constantly

BAIRN:In Scotland a baby or young child, in west central Scotland also can be a wean

COORIE:To cuddle or snuggle into , "can i coorie into you tonight honey?"

DOON: The scots sayin for down

Eejit:An idiot or a silly person

Fleein: Scots meaning for flying,commonly known to be drunk

Glaikit: Being silly, foolish or thoughtless ...."Go and close the door u glaikit chump"

Hackit: FUGLY

Jessie biscuit: a little femanine

Numpty: Another word for an idiot or rangers supporter.

There are more hahaha!!! but that a taster

Airport experience

2009-06-23T11:47:00.000-07:00

OKAY!!! a few things about the airport and flying i dinnae get

* Why does a packet eh crisps and a can eh juice cost £75??????

* Why do the trolleys go sideways ?

* Marketing ppl, why do u want to pay for a credit card , or a prize draw to win a car, when u have just spent a friggin fortune booking your flight/holiday

*Airport security. "take off your coat please, and your cardigan, and your top ..haha no , and your shoes....whit .....soon we will all be going through airport security in our pants !!!

*duty free .....err what is free about it ?

*queues..waiting in queues like a lettuce on a conveyor belt at morrisons

*Why does the window slides have to be down for landing ? or is it up ?

*Airport magazines for the journey.....they are a GREAT READ!!!!! NOT !

*SURELY..........if u see a sick bag ....it will only make u be??

*Trying to get your luggage off of the belt :P

*Trying to get your luggage on the sideway trolley

awwww the joys of airports !

What a weekend!!!!!!!

2009-06-21T11:43:00.000-07:00

WOOO HOOOO!!!! i is back ayeeeee!!!!!!

Ihave been away for Jules wedding , most of u will see all the pics on facebook so wont post them, it was lovely and jules looked great !, i also went to stay with paul (trippy) who is like ma big bro and i love him so much, and his fiance lou, who is just gorg and i love her to, and also louises little girl lolly, who is the lovliest girl , really is , i wanted to bring her home, i laughed so hard and also cried here are a few things:

Crying at jules wedding after tellin paul he a pansy (when he told me he gets emotional at weddings )

Going to harvester and counting the fish , paul and lou took me to harvester and i must say i have not laughed so much in all my life , i mean TEARS !!!! HAHA. I just need to look at paul to laugh , then he speaks and his humour just flows, i cant explain it, its like he just comes out with random stuff, and like talks like he is stoned haha (he aint tho lol, he doesnt take drugs, he dont need them hahaha) he is just HILARIOUS,like a tim nice but dim but like funny lol , and lou , aww she is just as funny , big bundle of joy and the patter just reals off to haha ,they had me in stitches , a mean lol a big stich in ma side from laughing haha .

Went shopping with lou, went to like 18000 shops in brizzie, found a lovely top to wear yay!!!!!!

Pauls northern irish impression "shit in your sheat"

Paul randomely singing in the car an old advert song ........."whooooooo bodyformers!!!!?????????? ROFL...........err its bodyform

Tellin paul and lou about the last wedding i went to (my sisters), when my aunt got up to read a reading and her boob fell out her dress thoughout (haha i member that) so in my sisters wedding video my aunts (region) is all blurred out

buying wax strips to wax pauls back with lou

Singing greace 2 songs in the car with lou at the top of our voices while her daughter and paul looked at us as if we were mad !!!!!! (re pro duction.....) hehehe

meeting 3 cats (oooo) ....i think my fear of cats has gone

meeting pammi again and her man , so great to see them, and laughing so hard again at her maw!!!!!!!!! they dont get a word in with us to tho hahaha

calling lisa (happychick) as wished she was there and havin a catch up ...have a good holiday hun xxxx

ROFL AND GREEETIN, at lou tellin me about pauls ladies episode :P xx hahahaha

Listenin to mr brocklebank? who is in the FASHHHHING trade hahaha cod and hoodock lol

loads more i had the best time with everyone and loved every minute i wish i changed ma flight now :( could of stayed longer , all i can say is MINTIN!!!! ma weekend was MINTIN, i loved and laughed every minute , jules was gorg, paul is a half whit whoes brain has emptied into his ears , lou awww she is just fabbi, and can be ma sis anyday haha, and well lolly is just a wee darlin, mark is quiet, but a lovely guy, just wish i got more time to have a good old , ok u marrying ma mate chat lol, pammi just her wee cuxy self, and renewed all the love i have for her, irene (pams mum) off her bloody trolley man !!!! hahaha lol awww ma belly :P

TOTTIES

2009-06-17T11:55:00.000-07:00

They are called morris pipers , NOT monty pythons........ma bad lol !!!!!

Kilts dogs and giants

2009-06-16T11:25:00.000-07:00

Today , i went to the caledonien crossing, a flotilla of yahts and boats crossing through the canals, lots of scottish bagpipe players and drum bands where there all singing and playing their percussions , in traditional scottish clothing , very celtic!, later on in the afternoon i spotted a rather tall man in the crowds and THE BIGGEST DOG i have EVER seen, i was like "look dad that dug is massive!"......hey said ...."kirsty thats no a dug ya halfwit , thats a person in a dug suit"...........oops...... lol ...anyway some of the yahts where beautiful !, i mean must cost a fortune , this is a picture of the giant and rory lol and a wee vid of rory and ochie in action lol haha !!!

Lordy Lordy

2009-06-14T12:12:00.000-07:00

Today i watched Lord of the rings, i have never seen it before and was told to watch so i got comy and sat and watched it, i thought it was great, especially..........

Gandalf....awww he lovely . like everyones wee grandad , hehehe!!!!!!

I loved this wee house, i mean why cant they make houses like this, i thought it was great !!!!....there sooooooo should be more round houses !!!!!

HUGO WEAVING . "V" FROM VENDETTA..........he played elrond.......a nice man that helped frodo....unlike in v for vendetta he did not wear a mask in this film , but his voice,awwwwwwwwww man !!!! his voice is so seductive ...ding dong !!!!! although would appeal more with the mask ON !!!! HAHAHA!!!! .

I was so surprised at the actresses and actors in the cast , liv tyler, orlando bloom, the guy from california man, sean bean, so many greats and i really enjoyed it it long though, i am going to watch the other two at some point, i been told third is the best .....we see .

ITS FIZZY ITS GINGER ITS PHENOMINAL......BREAK IT DOOWN!

2009-06-13T10:29:00.000-07:00

Ok, so the irn bru advert, after a while it can get annoyingly catchy, but i actaully like it lol, dont get me wrong i liked the snowman one to , and this one has got mucho cheessssssssse, but lol i like it, it kinda like a glesga version of grease u know break oot in song at the school kinda thing lol, grease 2 was far more cheesy tho........a mean a song about reproduction , or michelle fifer in leather wanting a "coo oo oo ool....rider "!lol ....i thought i would compare the 3.........see what one use think is best .......

hmmmmmm.......

as if that would ever happen, singing a song and jumpin around the school ???

LOL..then u also have the classic other songs from top gun, and pretty woman, and rocky, there are soooooooooo many !!!!!! oh and dirty dancing !!!!

Reality

2009-06-10T12:19:00.000-07:00

Well. tonight i thought i would do a fun blog (nothing new there lol ), but never got round to it , i have been reading some of my friends blogs and i think they beautiful in how they so spiritually inspiring,u know we all slide back from God every once in a while, and feel he not there , or dont feel spiritually charged like we have previously, but we are all sisters and brothers in christ, all from the same tree, and we need to support each other when times get tough for any, yeh some of us may have not met, some have, but we know that we all friends and share a belief in someone so great,The lord does always draw u back , and the devil is waiting when he does, but God is stronger , so i say ........everyone i care about on here, if u finding things tough, or slipping back hear this "he hears ya", sometimes the LORD sends us these trials in life to make us grow closer , and maybe uses ppl as well , sometimes i very difficult to talk to friends online u dont see emotion , u dont see pain, or love, so hard to ellaborate on a conversation u have etc, for me it always love , love. love love. as that what God is ,and if at anytime, in the time i been online i not showed that im sorry, but i have trials to, and sometimes i backslide but it does take to , yeh the Lord can draw u back, but u need to put the effort in to, get back into his word, feel that awesome love again, study his words....(i am listenin to my own advise here to ) and together , we can all get back on track , even if some arent online, like stars , they still there and know we still here :) ...and so is the big man still there to :) x

On yer bike !!!

2009-06-08T12:16:00.000-07:00

Wow, i not blogged in a few days and feels weird haha, this what i been up to

FRIDAY:
Was so excited as ma mate dawn and her bf came to stay i met them for lunch and like practically pushed dawn to the floor with my hug, she so great and like hadnt seen her in so long, then i met martin , her bf i never met him b4 and gave him big hug to, he a lovely guy, and they so both in love it sweet , came home, had lasagne just chilled

SATURDAY:
Dawn and Martin went to the mountainbike qualifying stage, i stayed home as had to clean out let for new ppl coming as ma parents went off to see ma sis for the weekend, sat night we went to a ceiledh, was mobbed!!!! did the canadian barn dance with dawn and had nice night, was full of 18 yr old guys dancing like gorillas in a cage haha!!!!!!

SUNDAY:
Went to the finals of the mountainbike championships and i was actually and am actually surprised to say was WICKED, lots of music a big massive screen displayin all 80 men riding down from the top of the mountain to where we could see them completing at the bottom , the atmosphere and adrenalin was amazing as lots of brits competeing , and like the slower bikers come donw first then towards end all the faster guys start coming down in like 5 sec intervals, but like shows how faster of slower they are compared to the previous biker, hooters going, ppl screaming and banging boards for the brits, it was GREAT I LOVED IT, some of the bikers where not that bad lookin either haha, (the french)....steve peat and gee atkinson where favs for brits, gee one last year , he came 5th , was won by a south african at 4.46 secs to get from top of mountain to bottom lol , i mean so like a man riding a bike all the way down ben nevis in the same time it takes me get dressed!!!!!!! wow!!!!!! haha that fast
Sunday night watched slumdog millionaire, it was good cause dawn been to india before she kinda let me know wht going on and like all i can say is i, we are all so lucky compared to what ppl go through in life so many things we take for granted, so trivial things we worry about .........made me see alot.
Thought i broke my mums widescreen tv (thanks mart), had a giggle haha was real good weekend went to work monday, dawn came in to give me a lovely bunch eh flowers ..........awww i mean i didnt do owt really was a real pleasure

check me !!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-03T11:59:00.000-07:00

HEHEHEHE,

So i went into work the day all prepared for a fight lol , i told ma boss i wanted to talk to him ASAP, i hate going into a room with your boss, makes me feel like a child in the headmasters office, except this time we didnt trip the teacher up (chuckles),ohh school , the things i loved about school

* The coolness u felt with yer new naff naff pencil case or united colours of benetton bag
* The tuck shop at break times
* The egg and spoon race, and three legged race
* Decorating eggs at easter
* The school dinners (surprisingly)
* Kiss chase (:$)
* Taken the turn in ringing the bell at end of lunchtime
* Rubbing the blackboard chalk off of the blackboard with that cool duster thing
* House points
* Ticks and happy faces

things i hated

*assembly

Anyway lol , so i go in to the boss, and sit down fidgeting, and he like i hear of a holiday prob. i said "well........................and realed off the story , makin a point of letting him know i have ppl coming to stay, and i aslo came in the two days i was supposed to have off, he said gimme ten minutes, he never even had in his holiday diary (meh).........then .........kirsty ...............thats fine :P hehe so i got it

Shian a girl i work with got a gift from her sister "britney spears tickets" .......lol everything a girl wishes for ???? but it on the night of the 14th june, and in London, but she is working on the monday 15th june, i have two weeks hol off from then so she cant have off, but i not going to bristol till 18th, so i said i would work for her , as im nice like that u see :P, my good brownie girl sprite job for the day (i found ma brownies cup)
*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2009-06-02T12:16:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOODNESS...........i am ragin !!!! ragin !!!!!, i mean ma heid is bielin and smoke is comin oot ma ears !!!!!

As you all know my good mate dawn is coming to see me on thursday with martin (lucy blue and mtbar) , booked off the friday at work as then can spend time with them , rather than be at work, anyway the day i went into work , and on the rota i am on it as working on friday .........i went straight up to ma deputy mananger and told her no that not right i have that as holiday , she was like "no u dont!"....i said "errr YES I DO!!!!!!!, cause a few mths ago i asked ma boss for it and he said sheree was working same day so she swapped her week so i could have it ......"i need to check this with the manager" she said , but he away and not back till the morra, so i gonna go in an chat to him and see what he says WELL NO HE KNOWS I BOOKED IT!!!!, I TEXT DAWN THE DAY I DID!!!.........SO HOPEFULLY............he says ok ......but the deputy said someone else wanted it and cant have, so depends if i booked earlier ????????????? ,WHIT!!!!!!, does she just think im jakin her tail !!!!! lying sayin i booked if off!!!!, eh wind ya neck in a bit and rewind!!!!!!!!!! i know i booked it ...........if (and GOD help him if he does , i never get angry NEVER!!!!), he says i cant have it , then that just not on NOT!!!!, I done many favours for them , worked double saturdays, my may long weekend i should of had for AT, cause never went said would work for them , sheree, remembers me booking it as she changed her holiday for me, so i just hope that i have good news the morra

FIELDS OF BOBBY

2009-05-31T11:36:00.000-07:00

ollyyyyy ollyyyy ollyyyyy ollyyyy fellin hot hot hot, hehe wow it been so hot here in fort willy , have has a super dooper weekend, saturday got the barbi oot, i was so excited lol and ma mum said, "it not for the day it for the morra", tut auch!!!! i love barbis!!!!!, just a normal sat, watched v for vendetta again and researched a little on hugo , interesting stuff, and natalie portman was also in star trek, wars?, no trek....WARS . lol

Sat down on sat night and watched BGT , i glad diversity won as ashley is FINE!!!!!,at bout 9pm i was bringing bobby out for a wee and put on ma dads slippers, but bobby ran oot the door wooooooosh, so i like ran out but couldnt run in ma dads slippers and my heart was racing as thought he go straight onto the road but i spotted him right across the field that is ma garden down by the river , so i bolted it across the grass looking like a clown with ma flipper feet (kodak moment, no more like you been framed), anyway i got him lol , but was like pitch black and all the grass was uneven , haha so like took me about a year to get back in lol , Today we had breakfast in the garden,and a barbi for tea, ma da was in one eh his (lets annoy kirsty moods) and like hot days aint good with me i cant sit out for to long i get crabbit, and HATE wasps, im pure feared as was stung when wee, so like kept flinchin when i was tryin to sunbathe if ma hair stroked ma face or something , ma dad found this amusing lol

I only working 4 days this week as my best mate dawn (lucy blue) and her bf (mtbar) are coming for the weekend wooooo, then week after i goin to paul (trippy) and louise for jules wedding and the HAYE fight on that night wooooooo ..paul is so excited , every day he msn me informing me how long it is till i there 22 dyas 20 , 19 days, 23 hours and 45 secs LOL....the wee chicken nugget, i going shopping with lou for a new dress woot woot !!!!! so lots to look forward to , that about it really lol !!!!!!!...oh things i hate about facebook !

1) the emails
2) the speeddate emails ?? whit
3) the invites to stupid things like, "how many hamburgers u eat today groups!"
4) the school friends (male) that try to fire into u ....who now look like jobbies.....now u interested!!!
5) the school friend (girls).....that u hardly spoke to adding u
6) the status startin with ya name.....

hmmmm what else?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT !

2009-05-30T11:23:00.000-07:00

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
Why are boxing rings square?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

HMMMMM..........

jack in the box

2009-05-29T11:52:00.000-07:00

Now i know im very very fortunate to have my life, and a job and a family, and some great friends, i getting closer to my 30th birthday by the minute and i know if i make it i will cry, as there SOOOOOOOOOOO much i have wanted to accomplish before now, BUT!!!!!, i start to think who gives a shit !!, u only live once, and i hope i still got another 30 years in me to accomplish what i want, here are the pros and cons:

CON: Now i know i have many friends that i love and cherish, but being here, i miss them so much, they not next door or down the road, they bloody miles away as i live in a forrest lol, my work mates , well they all still an hour away and like have there own lil groups, i miss my best friends , my sisters
PRO:I guess it like stars, i know they there, but far away, yet always a light to guide me if i need them

CON: My theory driving test has ran out , no car, and cant drive (thats my self confidence tho, so my fault, and the CRAPPY instructors i had)
PRO: I could take ma test again, build up that confidence i lack (and say what is in my head for once), and save for a wee run about

CON:I had my independance, now i back with parents
PRO:I am lucky to have them,why should i worry, and with me being here i can save a fortune (u would think lol ....nil in savings lol )

PRO:In a job which isnt what i want to do
CON:The lord has u in places for his reasons, i can look to what i want to learn and take from there

that the main once, i think it mostly about me , and the person i am, the things i need to change , as nothing gonna unless i pray about it and build up my confidence to apply it all , i know i will, my mum always always tells me to start sticking up for myself more esp with my job and the ppl that think their shit dont stink so talk to u like it!!!!, but it like a button u can push it and the more pressure, it further descends, unless it springs back, and surprises everyone like a jack in the box , i need to start saying what in my mind when i feel ppl are takin advantage or coming to me as they know "i the one thatt will work late or on another double sat shift, cause i cant say no......wow this blog is kinda deep and my eyes are filling and i dunno why , that why i love to write, gets so much out there, like sandy in grease, it time for a change in wee missy, to get her arse in gear, wise up and stop dwelling on wht she not got yet, and start appreciating wht she has (and i do) i sooooo do, but i know this where God has me just now, i see that its all in my path, i just have to apply a bit of me, the me i want to be that bursts out like a jack in the box

FILMAGE

2009-05-27T11:21:00.000-07:00

Some of ma fav characters!!!!

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER, GUNPOWDER , TREASON, AND PLOT

"I would just like to let one know, that one is wearing a mask, to cover ones face, and if you fear, i shall take u to my prison in my home, and torture u , cause one is in love, then i shall fight till the end , with my 34565464 swords, i shall then purchase 34545554453 masks and blow up parliment !, well she will as ill be deed!!!!

"Hey babe, im like a clock, i have a big hand and a little hand, and can keep ya tickin all night , i have a best bud who lives in a goldfish tank, and i have a gf that is "on fire" when she gets angry,i have a big gun and kill things that look like feet!!!!!
LOVED HELLBOY AND HELLBOY 2

"Hey doonnnnnnnnnkey, get offie ma land", im a scottish ogur, im green im fat and ill rip ya donkey heid aff and stuff it" !

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ya, karate chop the heid!!!!!, my gf is chun lee, and ill jump on you and crack ya ribs in ten minute okay ??

"look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, im dead sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, get in ma bellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, i stink and ill blow ya awe away wi ma curry farts!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, hahaha, i love ma blogs !!!!!, if i had to pick a character , i would love to be ............no not orville lol ...........

LOL, just a wee bird scared of puddy cats :P

Stoned bobby

2009-05-26T11:16:00.000-07:00

Well i think my dug is on hash or something !!!!!!!!! seriously last night me and ma da was watching v for vendetta which i will talk about in a minute, and all of a sudden , wee bobby gets up and barks. bolts it across the dining room, anmd bolts it back sliding into the patio door as he couldnae stop himself, then he nipped ma leg and bolted it back across the dining room and back again......me and ma da where like whit!!!!

The world needs someone like v, i loved the film, was so true to how the government is going to be in the future, all about control and power,(wait a minute, they like that now lol), was a bit wierd like how he imprisoned her ,tortured her and then fell in love with her lol, but i really enjoyed the movie, stephen fry was funny in it, and like i loved "v"s accent, all in all was great movie , one u could watch again....actually ..i think i would have to (puzzled look).

I am still playin about with ma toshy and getting used to it, and i love it hehehe!!, work the day was mega busy, what ticks me off is they happy to get at u if u late (ever), but when u stay behind for half hour.............ohh no nothing .....i should add that onto my lunch shall i ???, meh, i booked 5 apts today and was a right wee tropper!!!! all in all a good wee day !!!! good times

Kirstys Toshy

2009-05-25T09:20:00.001-07:00

hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!! wooo hooo , meet my new toshy hehehe, she is beautiful

Intel Celeron 900 processor.
2.20GHz processor speed.
1MB cache.
2GB RAM.
15.4in screen size.
Resolution 1,280 x 800 pixels.
WXGA
250GB hard drive.
DVD SuperMulti - Dual Layer optical drive.
Mobile Intel GMA 4500M graphics.
828MB graphics memory.
3 USB ports.
Gigabit Ethernet port.
Integrated stereo sound.
0.3 Web Cam with Face Recognition.
Integrated WiFi 802.11b/g.
Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium operating system installed.
Software includes:

Toshiba DVD Player.
Ulead DVD MovieFactory for Toshiba.
Toshiba Disk Creator.
McAfee Internet Security Suite (30 day free trial).
Microsoft Works.
2 hours 30 mins battery life.
Size (H)3.3 (front) 3.77 (rear), (W)36.2, (D)26.7cm.
Weight 2.5kg.

£350 !!!!!! freekin great hehe wooo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!

Daddys Girl

2009-05-24T11:53:00.000-07:00

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!,

SO....i still have half a face, ear , and eye, on my laptop, and been miserable all day at the prospect of having to take my baby lappy to get fixed and the cost in doing so, while i was in the games room watching kramer v kramer (and cried BUCKETS, dustin hoffman was kinda hot in his days ),my dad calls me into the living room, as like we went to argos to check out lappy prices, anyways he said "how about i get u a new lappy on my card, and u can pay it back each month".............well i was like "REALLY". and gave him the biggest hug, it kinda sad i been so down about not having one but, i have so many good friends i keep in toach with on here , and family....so hehehehehehehe!!!! im gettin a new baby !!!!!! woo hoo, if u have any ideas on which are best makes (bar dell arghhhh) u know toshiba, samsung etc.....would be helpfull......

So tonight i aint had no lappy , so i said to ma dad "can i use your lappy tonight", he looked at me as if i told him i just sold his hoose!!!!!!! the QUEEN of all lappys ...............MY DADS........HE SAID "Ok u can, but as long as u dont

1)Use E TUBE (rolls eyes), its you tube dad, you choob!!!!

2)Download anything!!!! LIKE ANYTHING

so i have to treat this like a wee pup tonight or hell lamp me one haha !!!!!

so im now whole again and smiling hehehe, as i have a lappy to use till i introduce u all to my new one, but it more than my lifesworth if anything goes wrong with this, so like i being very delicate with it and givin it tlc, it like im treating this laptop as i would a queen lol , and i cant do anything on it but type lol, i must say it way slow lol !!!! slower than bennys msn convos rofl !!!!! (joke) haha...

And finally ma team lost today WANGERS are at the top and won the cup, i must say celtic did not deserve it, to be 7 points ahead and not finish the job!!!!??, it that boss eh theres, stupid ginger headed TWAT!!!!!!, so well done pammi lol, and thanks fer the wee call to gloat :P roll on next year !!!!, i sense a comment from pammi a longgggggggggg one hahaha !!!!

Jules hen night must of been good, i got a call at half eleven from a bare foot lady complaining about spaceships :P, i was not impressed i was missing VITAL josh hartnett time (watching pearl harbour ) hehehe, glad u had fun girls, if i was there would of been EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!

NO MORE MISSY :(

2009-05-24T06:53:00.000-07:00

The inevitable has happened, today i turned on my laptop and as i write i can only see half the screen as the other half is all blotchy and full of coloured lines,i am taking my lappy to the doctor tomorrow to find out her fate, but will be a while before i can get a new one , if that is the case love you all and god bless xxxxxxxxxxx

Hens and Chicks

2009-05-23T11:08:00.001-07:00

Well as most of you know its Jules from chats hen night tonight, i so wanted to be there but with me going to the wedding i cant do both, so im a lil miserable as i wanna be a chickkkkk:(, so i decided to cheer masel up by blogging, and about Hen nights , here are some classic Hen night dares ;

1)Get as many pairs of boxer shorts you can

2)Convince someone to buy you a drink

3)Kiss a blonde, a brunette, a ginger & a baldy

4)Start a conga

5)Get a picture of the mens toilets

6)Chat up a man by purring like a cat hahahaha!!!

7)Demonstrate centrifugal forces by dancing round a pole or a very tall man

8)Leave the club through someone's legs (rofl)

9)Find a ginger man and check he is ginger all over

10)Bindfold a man and wet willie him

Those are some, when i went to my sisters hen night we did a few of those lol, haha, but , i was the one that ended up getting pinched on my booty, BY A GIRL!! (it was in brighton), then we went to a karaoke and i got up, i should have sang an elvis song as my lip was doin the thing the king does through nerves lol. so to finish a wee poem for our jules!!!!!!

Julie its your Hen night , go out and have a ball!
Its your last night out a single girl so dont molest them all
Be on your best behaviour, dont drink to much , be good
All the girls will be there , and in a party mood
Drinking, winking, singing, laughing, lots of fun
If a uniformed man approaches, take yer glass and run!!
Dont lose your sense of controlness, and remember your a lady
Put down that glass of wine u drink, if everything is hazy
If you get a dare thats fruity, and u not sure wht to do
Just remember its part of marraige... not borrowed, something blue
Have a fantazidosa night my girl, and take it in your stride
You just celebrating the fact youll become a gorgeous,precious bride

hehehe!!!!

Freaky Friday

2009-05-22T11:34:00.000-07:00

WOOO HOOOOO, i now have a whole long weekend off work, was mega busy here are some of my highlights.

* Waking up

* Going into work and finding out im on cash today (oh the JOY!!!!...NOT)

* The lady that came into the branch with orange shorts, white plimsoles and an umberella??? ................ella ella eh eh eh ...

* The friday feeling all my workmates have

* The sausages in a roll our boss got us all this morning

* Our morning fun huddle, where one by one we had to pick up a cereal box with our teeth, with only our feet toaching the floor, and the box being cut shorter and shorter each go ( well done mark ), and flexible jacqui

* The unexpected "branch photo" (not happy about that one) lol, a girl needs notice!!!

* the rip in my inside trouser leg (dont ask)

* All work mates out after work for a natter

* Got a cab home bout 6pm and the interesting banter with the cabbie and the unusual ppl he picks up on a friday night which consists of:

1)The man that gets to his destination and has no money (always a man )
2)The drunk lady that falls asleep and said i never asked to go here
3)The fresh couple in the back (oh my, hope he didnt get his feet stuck in the door)
4)The "how many ppl can i fit in a cab and drop home" person
5)The men or woman that share their life story with a man or woman they may never see again
6)The guy that leaves the cab smellin of kebab
7)The girl that shouts "pull over i gonna be si...." to late
8)The group of girls who are like "turn up the radio,TURN IT UP, OH can i talk in your walky talky
9)The group of men that talk to the driver as if they the SAS
10)The woman that are randy!
11)The men that are randy!
12) The stupid girl that flags any car down thinking it a cab!

lol they deserve more money i can tell ya, they must have freaky fridays lol

* coming home and bringing ma wee bobby out and brickin it when he spots another dog
* Eatin bernard matthews turkey drummers
*and now writing my blog lol
If anything............ u learnt that some ppl have it worse off than u lol

Things i loved

2009-05-20T11:16:00.000-07:00

Ok , i bloggin about the things i loved when i was a wee lassie.... or things i remembered or ppl i wanted to be.......just randomness as im in the mood for juvinille banter

*Wanted to be April from teenage mutant ninja turtles
* loved big daddy
*loved wwf wrestling (esp rick flair whooooo, and the undertaker *chime*)
*keepers
*Street Fighter
*Chucky Egg
*Mario kart
*Bampots (pokes from the ice cream van man) ....btw a poke is an ice cream
*Ripping up tea bags
*My mum said i loved to strip off with my friend keith (oh my ) that would be the time we were caught in the garage at 3yrs old in the buff making mud pies
*Making daisy chains
*Playing flatmates with my friends and snoggin my bf (the pillow)
*Bros
*NTOTB (swoons at Jordan)
*Playing with balls, u know the lil bouncy balls u hit against the walls
*Hop skotch (split ma heid open)
*The seasaw (did it again )
*The laccy bands game
*Red rover
*Whats the time mr wolf
*Singing the cecil song and singing i am a movie star (with the dance i have u know)
*Playing kirby at my grans when i went there for the 6 week hols
*Mark, my grans neighbour$ (who decides to get in toach when he married...dont think sooo )
*My grans Supper
*Hated my grandas kisses(god rest his soul) MUCHO STUBLE!!!!
*Pick up six (was a game with stones lol )
*Talking backslang, a weird language
*Rocky, my beautiful German Shepherd
*A friday night at my grans as ma granda would come home from the local and give me all his change (so many pound coins:P)
*My lil pony, skinny and boney sat on the grass , picking her....
*Kerplunk
*My organ (that how i found out there was no santa), i never forget the time i went home to ma mum and said "mum,i was at school and ma pal said that u put the money under the pillow when i lose ma teeth", i soooooooo wish i never asked as she said "aye, so no more money from the tooth fairy", i was 16!!! rofl naw im kiddin lol i was like 10

There much more i will continue in another blog tho, i shall invite u to tell me about your lil loves hehe.......

Movie montage!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-19T10:50:00.000-07:00

Now, when i was a wee lassie, i loved films and my favs where.....flight of the navigator, adventures in babysitting, ferris buellors day off, goonies, Karate kid movies,Matilda, Labryth, Electric dreams, ET,Big....actually they still are now haha!!!.
So i thought id have a wee movie montage on who i think suits the characters in movies..... first off, as he likes bein at the top of lists

BENNY DOWNEY JR

Now this is not lookalikes this is characteristicalikes, i see benny as the robert downey jr character as i think he has that charm and charisma about him, he can be smart and intelligent, has a use of big words and a "way with the ladiess" lol haha, but instead of flying into the sky faster than a sabres strike, he can cook, clean,fix his car,go shopping,go to the cinema, create a blog and go for a dump all in the same day :P

PAMDY OLSSON AKA "SANDY"

She'S got the looks, and she got the figure,hehe, i see pammi as a sandy , but the sassy one, she can certainly dance like her , i can just see a clip of pamdy cooking her danny some tablet, while he is out with the t birds buyin her some rugs:P

LUCYILLE BALL

Ahhhh vintage, classy, elegant,smart, i see my lucy as lucille ball.....as I LOVE LUCY hehehe, the only diff is, i cant see lucille ball tuckin into chinese (WITH CHIPS, cant be without),on a sat night, i could see her at a gentlemans club tho , hahahahaha lol

CAMERON CHICK DIAZ

I see my hoppy as a cameron character as she is driven, knows what she wants,knows how to have fun, always there for her friends, and has been shitted on alot by men lol.........only diff is where cameron says "bite me", my hoppy shouts "whateva minga (and does the actions to) lol hahaha aww ma belly lol

FOAM CONNERY (hello mish moneypenny)

JULES ROBERTS (as on her day she gonna look like a more prettier woman)

TRIP ROURKE lol hahahaha

LOUISE APPLEGATE (as she is seshyyyyyyyy) hehe

i wander who i would be .hmmmmmmmmm:P

"AD" VENTURES

2009-05-17T10:10:00.000-07:00

Last night i dreamt there was a bubble on my tummy, so i popped it, and my belly button fell off, which was weird cause like i have an "innie"...anyway lol, the telly is pants tonight so i am going to provide a lil entertainment of my own. some of my all time favs............

Loved this ad, i walked like that once, a veryyyyyyy long time ago, but we wont talk about that lol , not sure he had much fun with the ladies though:P

CLASSIC!

You are so singing along :P

LOL,THATS why i thought of harry

Now thats wht im talkin about baby!!!!
up there with the old diet coke ones :P

hahahaha!!!!!

A man that cleans in his underwear??

Get on with it already, the only ad with a story throught the whole of the 80s.....time for a coffee?? lol

If u knw any others let me know, lol, there was one with a song i loved, but like singing "woooooooooooooooooo bodyformmmmmmm, bodyform for youuuuuuuuuuu" at the top eh ma lungs became a lil embarrassing lol.

Ok my last one i dont know what it is but this guy gets me SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!, and the beat is down !!!!!!

PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :p

Monster in my Tummy

2009-05-16T10:59:00.000-07:00

I think i have a monster in ma wee tummy, everytime i eat, it shouts "i dont like that", and its as if its on a trampoline ........and i feel icky, i KNOW im not pregnant lol , so i put it down to just a we bug called jimmy...

The other day i was ragin about my customers, they all have many different personality traits here are a few .....

THE TIM NICE BUT DIM MAN......

"Id like to put my money in my account" he says handing the money over......."ok", i say , if u would just like to put your card in the chip and pin machine".... "what the one outside", he says......eyes rolling inside i say " no, the one u are looking at"...."oh, he says, as if a light switches on in his head. "if u can just sign there for me please"........"where it says signature", he says (no where it says shoot me).......

The toff man from toff street, in TOFFLAND......(with a silver briefcase)

" I would like to deposit some sterling notes into my interest paying current account".........(snip snip, the case opens ,immaculate, and pulls out another little silver purse thingy with his paying in book and money all tucked neatly inside)......"of course sir", i say tryin not to boak ma ringer "would u like a receipt with that (u pompus git with no life, just money and friends that go by the names of "fraser" or "rupert")......"would u like a receipt with that", i say.."i will decline thankyou i have my statements in my cabinet to liase on such things".....TWAT!!!!!

The scotsman, that always enters the branch like he just stepped out of battle in braveheart, wants all notes scottish, and not pound coins POUND NOTES...and looks more like a mel gibson in drag than mel gibson himself

The rude teenager that is on her mobile, screaming at her kids, and slams the card at u as if u can and KNOW what it is she would like to do..........vicky pollard eat yer wee heart oot...yeh but no but!!!!

The steamers that think they brad pitt but look like spit the dug!!!!, try to sophisticately say a sentence but sounds like a ceiledh song (in galec)

The wee wifey, that come in for a banter and is so sweet with her wee convos,until she amuses u so by randomly calling the lady in the council "a snooty bitch" hahah i love her!!!

And my fav the older men, who have still got it btw, with there wit and charm, wee pokey hats on, and chewing there gum

I know which ones i prefer but all in a days work :P

NOWT MUCH CHUCK!!!

2009-05-15T12:15:00.000-07:00

Today..im not blogging, cause im out jogging, then when i get back ill be oot in ma tabogan, which is in the garage so its boggin..........LOL

Naww, i not got alot to say the day so that all folks x

HEROIC

2009-05-14T10:55:00.000-07:00

Well i put out a fire today (with two cups of water), as the bin outside of work caught fire, and yes me !! me!!! supergirl kirsty went out and saved the day :P

I also made a customer very very happy, i came home and my dad very interestingly made me aware that i take a week to end a sentence (love ya dad, thanks fer that )

I then told my parents im thining about giving blood, to which point they laughed there head off as if id panned ma face into the patio door, whits so funny lol, i dont get it.

Swimming , i have been thinking about going swimming as there so much stuff about swimming .....

If u wanna skinny dip (which I dont) lol....u go swimming

If u wanna shut a kid up for a while ....u go swimming

If u wanna find nemo............u go swimming

Like sabastian said "under da sea, under da sea, darlin its betta down where it wetter take it from me !!!!!!!!

Even though i can swim a litlle i cant go in the deep end as like (i never been in it ) so cant tread, my aim for going or strting to go is to burn a few calories off before jules wedding.

That about it the day really ....except this.....

it really IS blue :P

The pelican

2009-05-13T21:24:00.000-07:00

Ok i have no idea why im awake and writing at 05.19am, i slept like a cat in a bed of jaggy nettles, just wanna write..................

Patience so gentle, a night calming sea

A lone standng flower, a bird that is free

Not wanting to run, before she can walk

Afraid of the hurt, as hard as a rock

A flicker of hope, ironically recent

Not wanting to jeapordise something so decent

Tears of relief, all emotions let out

Lost in a field, i scream and shout

relax for the moment, trust in his will

Like a pelican resting, peaceful and still

HALF AND HALF!!!!

2009-05-12T10:19:00.000-07:00

Today my blog is gonna be half and half (wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!), i hope you are smiling my fellow blogchicks and blogchucks.....as its a beautifulllllll day !!!!

My blog is gonna be half nice and half noe nice lol

Nice half

I went to work the day and had a half day (good times), but have to work saturday (bad times), and well the other day we all gave £1.50 on euromillions, i used to do the lotto but i think it not nice they give there funds to buildings instead of real ppl that need the money, anyway.....i thought about what i woud do with money if i won!!!!!

* I would first off give to friends , family , and charities
* I would buy brookside close and move all of my friends and family
into it
* I would get an intense driving course (lol)
* I would buy out jelly tots and name them kirsty tots
* I would buy a nightclub and call it missys and invite all ppl
for my 30th lol
* I would make it so all cashpoint machines talk back
(eg....your welcome)
* I would buy extra buses so one came along each minute
* I would make it so that ppl had remote controls for ppl
* I would buy A car
* I would pay paul mcKenna to hypnotise joe calzaghe hahahaha
* I would make it so that any big boxing match was held at my
own stadium
* I would change Rangers football team name to ......WANGERS
* I would make all toilet lids stick
* I would make all hearts unbreakable
what else mmmmmmm need to think on that!!!!!!

Not so nice half

I wasnt having such a good day yesterday, my bus turned up late (but it ok as im gonna be changing that lol ), so not good start to the day , then the famous "john"comes into work , there is always one rather unusual character and for some reason they have simple names ...bless, anyway he comes across to me and says "hello beautiful" (boak and triple boak, naw ya choob, i have a badge see it!! no dont look there actually, its kirsty ya wido),he then proceeded to talk to me about i havne git a clue !!! btw, and i was like ok...... trying to get him to go and moving away, he turns to go then follows me round the corner and starts talking again and then it all repeats lol,...... but bless im and his wee cup eh chicken soup, which , he had the nerve to get me too put the now empty plastic cup in ma bin. Then i had some guy ask me what sterling money meant......i mean WHIT!!!!
Then i went back and someone ........lol who i will find out ,has typed FUDFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all over ma screen hahaha , that was funny actually.
After work i went to get cash out and a lady who was at the machine was taking FOREVER (i mean i could of flew to canada and back) was fascinated at scottish money and STILL stood in front of me while she was havin an orgasmn over this money!!!!! move it lady i got a bus to catch!!!!!!.Ya jumped up bint LOL

Then today my aunt calls ma dad about all this doctrine stuff, which i so never agreed with .........for long time i have gone to www.bibletruths.com to do my studies and they are the best , i mean THE TRUTH really does set u free, i better stop now though as ma hans are sore lol

Spirit in the Skye

2009-05-11T11:47:00.000-07:00

On sunday i got up and my parents said they where going to Skye (thanks fer the song on msn dawn aka lucy blue) for the day and on the way stop at eilean donan castle as shown below

It is a well known castle in Scotland , which apparently featured in Braveheart, i never noticed it as i was to busy checkin out mel's arse lol !!!

I wanted to climb to the top and shout "Im the king eh the castle , and your the dirty wee rascall", but like i never (as that would not be cool)

On the journey there, as well as tryin to stop bobby from climbing all over the back seat, the views where spectacular, here are a few .

And that gives it no justice!!!!!!!!

Then i came across two young lads busking

I then went into the wee gift shop, bought a book about the castle (still havent read btw lol ), and noticed to get married there it costs £1000, i then spent 20 mins daydreaming about mine and joes big day !!!!!!!, but he has jo-emma, i mean that name is backwards for a start, i may not be a stick insect or as fit as her, or advertise in boddingtons adverts, but i know i could make him happy :) hehehehe sorry sorry ..i daydreaming again :P, we then had some lunch and went to skye where the public toilets where all decorated in tartan and scottish history (at least u got something to read while u go ) LOL haha!!! then we returned home and if u wanna know how ma day was ..this we pic of bobby will show u ......

hehe just a great wee day out hahahaha !

btw i never realised until now that u actually text with your thumbs!!!!! lol

Sunset

2009-05-10T02:34:00.001-07:00

Like an apples core
An empty heart
A fruitless tree
A fathers part
A trust that endevoured
A bond not broke
A foolish mind, the words he spoke
All confidence lost, he doesnt see
The damage that he did to me
A patient mind,a guarded heart
Foundations build, a simple start
In precious time,i grow to see
The stronger person he'll make me
Gods gentle cradling of my pain
So one day i can trust again.......

Now the end, time to see
Let go of all and just be me
No more fronts, no more tears
Just me ,myself,no worries no fears
Baby steps, no walking yet
Rising like a clear sunset.

Proverbs 10. i read that this morning

BLIND DATE TUNE ............................

2009-05-09T10:53:00.000-07:00

Hello!!! chucks, and welcome, welcome to blind date (eh,eh,eh), tonight we have a lilmissy who has to pick 3 gorgeoussssssssssssss (audience woooooooo's ) guys lined up for her this evening...but first we have to meet those 3 lucky guys........here they are folks .............(audience cheers and whistles)............

contestant number 1, His name is kenny miller and he plays for RANGERS, and is from the barras in GLASGOW!!!!!!!! (audience whoooo's)

(cilla)
Kenny u reet chuck!!!!....Kennys hobbies are applying fake tan to his puss at least three timessss a day ladies and gentleman, i mean if thats not fake tan chuck hugh heffner must be gay !!!!! (lorra laughs).........He also enjoys lying on the floor and crying like a baby when he feels pressured. He can be a bit of a laddo and causes trouble,he spends his time on the pitch scratchin his arse and generally wasting ppls time with his asbo behaviour,in his spare time , he walks around the streets of glasgow with his socks over his trackies like a big fat NED!!!!!!!

contestant number 2 ...his name is artur boruc he is a CELTIC GOALY and he has come all the way from poland ladies and gentleman.............(boruc enters and the crowd twoot twooo and the ladies scream) as he is wearing a kilt!

Boruc's hobbies are keepin any gers balls out of his net, being the best goalkeeper in the world, and reading his friend kirstys blog 24/7.....In his spare time he boxes and keeps his phisique in TOP condition!!!!!!!!!

Contestant number 3.....his name is Jimmy his job is chasing his tail around all day and he is from battersy ..............(audience applauds as jimmy enters.......

Jimmy's hobbies are eating leaves , having a wee outdoors, chasing rabbits,barking at himself in the mirror....and in his spare time he sleeps on his windowsill.....................................

(cilla)
So missy there u are , but before u make your mind up, heres that graham with that quick recap.............

(GRAHAM) Well missy will it be contestant number 1, who could give david dickinson a run for his money , is a total pansy and a bit femanine if i may say so, i mean is he a sportsman?????............or contestant number 2....the delish polish that is a goalkeeper that plays for the best team in the world,can i have your autograph after the show???.........or will it be contestant number 3.....jimmy who is now cockin his leg up around cillas stool ........the decision............is yours (i know who i would pick ) :P

Missy lets the audience wait in suspence while they shout pick 2 or pick 3 as number 1 is just a muppet, and is crying at the audiences shouting............she picks...................number 2 (of course) as she has a wee bobby for number 3.......Missy and boruc share a date at the SPL final and come back next week with a cup in hand ...

(cilla) we will be back after the break to find out how Jodie Marsh and Pete Docherty got on, on there date last week to Magaluf............traaaa folks!!!!!!! :P (eh eh eh calm down grandma)

The world has gone mad!!!

2009-05-09T03:26:00.000-07:00

I was awoken this morning with someone licking my face and sniffing my nostrils, i thought it was a dream and then realised it was bobby with her paw on ma shoulder and the other in ma hair lol , i chased him down and he kept arking so , cause i random and was like half asleep i took him out the front in ma pjs so he could have his morning we we lol..anyway TMI lol , I was looking up time of the match and seen all the crap that is now on tv on a sat night, what happened to the good old sat night or weeknight tv...............................

This was the ultimate watch on a saturday night , we all had a lorra laughs at some of the freaks with teddies and ppl on this, hehe, i used to, when i was a wee girl think about wht my questions would be , my fav was always that lovely grahams voice, summarising. hehehe

I. ll have a please bob!!!!, hehe i always thought this wee man was the cutest lil thing.

Hehehhe old brucey boy, remember the song "do u wanna bet on it (you bet), well u better get on it (you bet) so go fresh, get set are.... you ready??? (YOU BET ) lol haha

AWWWWW the generation game, the boards miss ford , lol and a cuddly tooooooooooooooooooooooooy

Everyone watched this, i used to play it lol with my neighbour "the wall" was the stairs !!!!!!!! i liked safron lol , and the ref lol who coincidently looks like ma wee white highland westie bobby....... and his threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee twoooo one ready

there y'ar noi, dead on mr chips, haha loved it and who could forget naughty mr chips lol !!!

Ok that i im off to watch the match !!!! wooo hoo MON THE HOOPS!!!

Sweeetiessssssssssssssssss

2009-05-08T13:11:00.000-07:00

SO im in ma bed with cramps talkin to a devilishly handsome man in msn who is cheering me up and cause im stayin in , and im a junkie lol !!, i got some coke (a bottle lol), and some bacon bites and i stumbled across a chocci bar i not had in agesssssssss, here are some of my fav sweets ......

WHY WHY WHY did they change the name to snickers , it just sounds rude now!!!!!!!

I so preffered opal fruits , starburts is CRAP!!!!

Dime bars i used to love the wee mini ones ....why do i think of harry enfield when i hear dime bars ??

The choc i got the night mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

I LOVEEEEEEEE jelly tots , they all chewy and yummy and arghhhh lush baby!!!!!

now these babies are so yummy , one of my favs

I could suck on skittles all night they are yummy yummy yummy !!!

So those are my wee sweet craves, im actually not a choco girl i would prefer a pic n mix, but those above where ma fav, i hope this turns out right lol

Habits and weirdness!!!!

2009-05-07T10:46:00.000-07:00

I was looking on facebook and see everyone is doing things 5 things stuff, and it got me thinking about my lil habits and weirdness stuff and actually I HAVE LOTS LIKE !!!, here are a few ............

1)As u all know i love mint ice cream with bacon crisps

2)I HATE coffee but i LOVEEEEEEEE the smell

3)I pick ma toenails

4)When im thinking alot i twirl around in a wee circle over and over lol haha lol

5)I tilt me head to the right, i dont see it but ppl say i do like ????

6)I talk to objects

7)I hate tomatoes but i love tomato sauce

8)I dont like the texture of prawns , but i love prawn on toast

Things i dont like !

1) Doctor who !

2) Who wants to be a millionaire

3) River city

4) Spiders

5) Mushrooms (boaks)

6) Peas

7)meanness? meanes?? mean ness ? ppl bein horrible

Things i love

1)God (life is not possible without the big man)

2)crudness (altho i did like the sweetest thing ) but only that as was chick flick

3)The sound of the rain when im i bed

4)JELLYTOTS

5)bernard matthews turkey drummers

6)Space raiders crisps

7)Indian food

8)My friends and family

9)My own company, but not , if u get me !!

10)Old ppl

11)puppies

12)Boxing (to watch) Joe (To drool)

13)The hoops (shut it pammi lol )

14)Music .........esp 80s i love ma music

and last but not least my Great aunt anna, who was just the best and i still miss her each day.

I DUNNO WHAT TO CALL THIS BLOG AS IM LAUGHING SO MUCH LOL !!!!!!!

2009-05-06T11:10:00.000-07:00

So i got asked out on a date today at 09.45 am this morning 2 young gentleman came in and i served them i had to ask him his surname as he never knew his account number so i politely said "Can i have your surname". He looked at me confused and said "errrrr, is that your second name"................. ROFL well i peed ma knickers laughin, but like in his face lol , he laughed, then his mate did and i could then smell the stale alchohol on their breath..... i served him and then he said "do u fancy comin to the brewers fayre with me", i said "fer whit", he said "a drink and something to eat", i said "with YOU", he said "aye", and i said "i think ill pass thanks" lol ......anyway my blog is about all the cc lot and hw i found i could relate their names to objects or phrases etc etc ........observe.................

PENNY
Pick a BENNY up, and all day long youll get good luck .

CURRY
Im away to the chinese for a pam currie, fried rice and prawn crackers.

BLUE
Pornographic material can also be known as LUCY BLUE movies.

PINKEYE
A bacterial infection caused by particles of crap can give you GREENEYE OR PURPLEYE. (i shouldnt say that really hehe)

BAR
"Mamma, just killed a man , put my arse against his head, i let rip and now hes dead",was his version of queens bohemium rhapsody, after 2 red wines in the MTBAR.

DOG
A MUTTLEY is for life , and not just for christmas

CHICK FLICK
All a girl needs choco,great laugh and full of entertainment is this HAPPYCHICK flick

MATRIX
MEGtrix, she can eat a banana,orange and pair in a sec and whooosh she in the bedroom watchin sex and the city the next.

REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE
Wooooooo the hotness and flava!!!! baby of this REJJY REJJY sauce

TRIP
The fud farmer and his wife (well soon to be )from bristol, who i will shortly be going to see , man is that gonna be a TRIPPY to remember.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was gnna blog the poem my mum wrote about me but i seem to have written an essay again so i will tomorrow , but man i have not laughed at myself so much .awww ma belly hahaha x

Things to look forward to !!!!!

2009-05-05T12:14:00.000-07:00

Today was my first day back to work after my lil adventure down south, and it was the most thrilling esperience of my life (NOT!) , BUT i am very lucky to have it, i just dont like the fugly blokes that smell and spend ages talkin to u when u try to hold your breath!!! but i have a few things to look forward to :

Jules wedding in june , i cannot wait as i will be sayin with my good friends paul and louise !!! woo hooo, bristol here i come

I will have a whole two weeks off in june , so may go to glesga to, so can catch up with peeps and family

Coming home from work and ma wee pup bobby jumpin up , resting his paws on am knees and havin a wee stretch lol

The possibility of a transformers 2 coming out!! yeah baby!!!!!!!

Waking up in the morning to my alarm that is (45mins fast) going off and realising i have another 45mins sleep lol

June the 4th weekend!!! (i cant tell u why as its a secret)

The weekends i live!!!! for the weekends hehe

Random!!!!!!

2009-05-04T03:50:00.001-07:00

I want to thank everyone for the frienship they have shown me the last few days, especially a nekkit chef lol , i always smile and i havent been the last few days , but with all u guys around me im feeling fantazidosi, i cant believe im back to work the morra , i have a second interview for the job i applied for and i aint even bothered, i mean how selfish, but i think i got alot of thinking to do, this isnt really where i wanna be , so lots of thinking me thinks but FUN to ...these are some classic great chat up lines ..................

"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses,
you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

If you were a bogie I would pick you first.......(ewwwwwwwwww)

Is that a mirror in your pants, as i think i see myself in them ......(oh my that norty lol)

Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

heheehehehe, if u think of anymore do share :P

Back from her holidays

2009-05-02T17:01:00.000-07:00

WELL..................

I have not blogged in so long ........i up late as the fight is on (hatton) and i just got back from my holidays, had a week off you see, i went to see happychick form cc for the week and this is what my weak has consisted of .....

1) Being so nervous at meetin a friend i known for a year but never met

2) Falling over at happychick meeting me and jumpin on me with excitment lol

3) Meeting her beautiful daughter

4)Going to bed in the spare room happychick (lisa) made up for me and finding a card with some chocolate welcoming me to her home

5)Meetin wig her labrador dog that humped me lol

6)Going to beverley and seeing the most lovely minster and prayin for all in chat
n
7)The most random night ever when lisa just played songs full blast and we sang into hairbrushes and danced to many a 80s tunes, but also trying whiskey for the first time ever and foams witnessing my (oh my goodness this is rank) look lol, cant remember much after that

8)waking up in the morning with my pyjama top on an no bottoms ???????????????????

9) telling lisa i cant go to york that morning after

10)havin a lazy day friday , listenin to lovely worship songs in morning, crying in lisas arms in night (dont ask )

11)lisa beggin me to stay another day

12) showin lisas daughter the journal i got sent from my late aunt i lost,that i write in when i wanna talk to her, and giving her a journal a bought for her as she just lost her 12 yr old best friend so she can write in it wht she wants to say to her (that was emotional)

13)playin cupid

14) makin ma famous sausage pie for lisa and her family

15) gettin to many clothes and underwear from primark and goin back again for more lol
16) the emotional evening on our lifes and struggles

17) gettin on train to leave with the biggest bag ever and crying like a baby lol

18) scotsmen singin the billy boys
for 8 hours of my journey home

19) texts from paul (trippy) in what an arse he is

20) Thinkin of benny , as he hurtin as i am, he just the best EVER,love him so much

21)waitin 5 hours for a cab

that enough i think i knackered and my ass is sore from sitting, but had a great weak,spiritually , emotionally, laughter,sadness u name it has been the best

WEEKEND AT STACEYS!!!!!!!

2008-09-22T10:50:00.001-07:00

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!, I AM BACK, as you know i have been away for the weekend visiting my sister and her man and my neice in fife ,with ma mum and dad , theses are some of the things that happened and i got up to :

* The saturday when i got there, i went to the shops to get some fish and chips with ma sis and her man , and took at least an hour as i was stopped so many times by ppl that knew me from working there and the local shops hahaha !!!!! that made me smile !!!!

* Went into Glenrothes and spent a ridiculous amount of money on, foundation and make up, and facial pads, and shoes and clothes , skint again this month !!!

* I was introduced to my neices new addition to her family (brandy, a siberian hamster with a cage with hunners eh tubes no lie this cage and all the tubes are like a mile long)

* Spent more money on my neice as i got her wee brandy ANOTHER cage with a wee house maze for her awwwwwwwwwwww

* Set the smoke alarm off

*Bought pammis birthday presesnt hehehehe!!!!!

* Watched what happened in vegas with all the family and i can say it is honestly one of the most funniest films i have seen !!!

* Spent last night getting to know wee brandy and tryin to get her to have patience and trust while i tried to feed her cucumber ( as she is a tiny wee scared thing), and my 2 hours paid off and eventually she came out her wee bed and came over and ate out my hand while i stroked it awwwwwww, patience i a vitrue and I WANT A HAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWW

*This morning i looked at my bank account balance and died!!!!!!!!!!

*Took £20 out of the cash machine (did not say thanks) as i was ragin the stupid bank made me spend so much money lol !!!!!

So all in all i had a great time, most importantly i dont care how much i spent i got to be welcomed and blessed with my beautiful friends and family and animals, and it was all just awesome , so now im back u can all hide!!!! as im on FIRE!!!!! and on a power trip :P im EXCITECUTED!!!!!!!!!, my new word :P x

*

HALLMARK!!!!!!

2008-09-13T12:35:00.000-07:00

Ok ,

so today a friend came to me with a poem he was going to sent another , me being me told him was pants lol and c=gave him one to send to this person , as u know i then just reeled off poetry and he told me i should write for cards as hav a "talent" i spoke to my mum and she like u can go to a site for hallmark and email with some. well i not sure as it just like something i lov doin but here is a few ..... they all my own :

VALENTINES DAY!

Roses are red and apples are green , come get a peice of this revving machine

I have seen u from afar and think you are buff, i want you to know that your gf is rough, so i got this wee card and im sending u this, so you can dump the choob and come find me to kiss!!!

18th BIRTHDAY:

You 18 today and thought i should say , you'll be drinkin tonight and may start to sway , but always remember to be a good lass, and not trip on you panties and fall on yer ass!

Today is legal, you can drink and vote, when get asked for id you can show it and gloat, but never forget all the old school years, when u where so coy and full of fears, now u are older , you have one thing to say , u can drink till your merry and
and be sick till your grey

NEW HOME :

You in your new home , setlled down with ya man , decoratin the place, every room that u can , there gonna be rows, and the sent bills of doom, but all is forgotten as u christen each room

HEHEHEEH so there is a few i just reeled off what u reakon ?????????

Missing!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-02T10:48:00.000-07:00

Well , as you all know ma we sidekick pammi gomper legs is on her holidays and these are the things she has been up to :

1) Hittin the lilo in the med hell yeah!!!!! ( her words by text not mine)

2) Getting a turkish bath and massage from a cuxy man, DOOTS and all

3) Pretending her cousin is her da!!!!!!, to keep the turkish men away from reenie (her mum ).

4) MISSING ME !!!!!!!!!

5) Gettin chatted up at the airport by 4 aberdonian men (im surprised she understood them ).

6) Making it off the plane with minimum tears, and not causing a scene with the oxygen mask ................. ( she was probably steamin ) or asleep !!!!!!!!

meanwhile this is what i have been up to while she is away ..................

1) missing pammi

2) missing pamela

3) missing pamcakes

4) missing the gomper blue nose

5) crying and missing pammi

6) IM MISSING PAMMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHE, naw seriously im glad she havin a fabbi time , drinkin pina coladas, reading books by the sun, she misses everyone but she will be back soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!!!!!

BIG BROTHER (christian chat style)

2008-08-29T10:51:00.000-07:00

OKAY ......................SO.................. I wanna be the narrator of Big brother u noe the man that goes "4.29 aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, in the big broother house", except im a woman and talk way faster anyway this is ma dream of a cc big brother house ..............................

" A hair past a freckle in the big brammer hoose, day 5657654363, yes, pam is asleep, benny is asleep, princess keia is asleep, lister is asleep, sean is asleep, rosey is asleep, happychick lisa is asleep, anita is asleep, obi wan i asleep, joey is asleep,gwee is asleep , every wan is asleep.

"Day 5657654364, in the big brammer hoose, benny gets up to go fer a jimmy riddle, and runs out of the bathroom at the smell,as anita had to gofradump,rosey goes to the diaryyyyyyyyy rooooooooom, and asks big brother for a copy of top gun to watch in the video room and a stool so she can reach the dvd player to turn it on!, pammi is in the kitchen playing with obi wans sabre!!!!!, she is annoyed as big brother made her wear a celtic strip for the weekend as punishment for breaking the rules, as the rules stated that when u are in the bb house english language can only be used. so she called big brother a stupid wee neddy numpty gomper tuned wido!!!!!!!!.

"Lisa ( happychick) is in the karoake room singing hit me baby one more time, by britney spears, and gwee is walking about the hoose with his cain, lucy blue and mtbar are in the jacuzzi in the garden playing did i fart or is it working".

"Joey orders everyone a benny special, 3 pepperoni pizzas, as he is to busy firin into scottish nic with a "how u doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn".

"Princess keia, and lister and sean are in the living room playing twister, with margeritas, lister shouts out "left foot red , right hand blue", but princess keia cant hear as she has her ear muffs on , so sean takes her turn, his left foot lands on princess keias right doot and his right hand lands on princess keias right boot so he is banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!", so is she for letting him!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SO its the last week and eviction night and davina mccall, which princess keia renamed bambino ya phone!, shocks everyone and says " this is big muvva, you are live in front of monitors, please do not swear, tonight is the winning night and the winner of cc bb issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

PRINCESS KEIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!, i mean it soooo was!!!!!!! and she is using the money to fund for her name change by de'poll to DADDY MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl xxx hahahah

WHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-27T10:57:00.000-07:00

OK OK OK !!!!!!!!!!! (count to ten ).

There is a regular customer of mine that comes in every other day or so , as i normally deal with his requests............................

But today i had a french couple come in and ask me in french if i spoke french, well actually they started in french ,then said "speak french", i said noe!!! i so wanted to see "wee", u know just to look like the cool girl that can talk another language ontop of my scots,irish,english lingo, but i never , anyway i could understand them MORE than i could understand the regular customer i was tellin u about and he from DUNDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!, i mean THE MAN CANT TALK!.........serious man !!!!

a few examples :

Kirsty gie a statment r havin oon ma accoont!!!!!= i would like a statement

Kirsty yur a gudun lass,r eeee keep me reet aye!!!!!! = your a good lass and keep me right

Kirsty won i gooo tooo dunadee i tell them to keep to tak to u kirsty = when i am at my own branch in dundee i tell them to liase with u

traaaaaaaa the nooo like ya ken, oh shaboy!!!! = goodbye for now, u know , and i dunno whit shaboy means

Kirsty ima sorry fir massin u aboot whi awe this = Kirsty im sorry for messin you about and gettin on your nerves to the point u wanna poke ma pot belly till a boak and pan the windies in so u can throw me out of them !!!!!

and breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heheehehe , the joys of customer service, but i guess the place wouldnt be the place without him lol along with a few others.

So the next time the french couple come in, im gonna send them to my regular customer as ..................he speaks more bloody french than i do hahahahaha!!!!

80's baby yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-25T12:09:00.000-07:00

WELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!,

Today just been ure normal bank holiday monday, my friend mother nature called on me today, i wanted to pan her in the face and slam the door into her doots, but, unfortunately i just had to pop a few pills to get rid of her naggin me for a few hours!!!!!

I then spent alot of my time online emailing back and forth, and to my great joy i see am now a non banned miss!!!!!!, hehehe, which is great as loved and missed everyone.

NOW!!!! for the girls , u know when u get that moment where u spot something and its a bargain and u have to have it !, and for the boys when u spot a victoria secret model winkin at you with a can eh beer in her hand, and u just have to have it , or her lol whatever use get my point!!!!
welllllllllll , today i had one of those moments , i spotted an 80 greatest hits cd for the bargain price of £2.99 in the coop so of course i got it , i was reading the songs and singing them in the back eh the car, but ma sis and mum turned the radio up (im thinkin to drown my acapela? accapella?, solo singing without music up ).................... but they have some classics

sinitta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......ooooooooooooooooooooow hes ma toyboy , toyboy hehe

flashdance!!!!!!!

Taylor Dayne .................tell it to ma heart , i can feel ma body roooooooooooooooock

Take ma breathe awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Nothings gonna stop us now, well that girl from mannequin jumped a bit,a sweet and innocent lady she now plays a man eating tiger in a new york sitcom, hey maybe i will turn out like that hahahaha NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marvin Gaye ............sexual healing .....errr ....moving on im hormonal :P

LEVEL 42!!!!!

hehehehe and a few more .............who needs a karaoke machine when u got a laptop cd, madonna headset, and all your family tellin ya to shut up like the crowd would :P.........

SO i made me think what songs i would put to ma pals so here goes:

BENNY = SO HUMAN LEAGUE DONT U WANT ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SEANY = SWEET HOME ALABAMA

PAMMI = EITHER PERFECT....FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION OR DONT STOP ME KNOW ......QUEEN

LISTER = HMMM TOTO, GUNS, BON JOVI , WHITEVER IT ALL MOSH BABY!!!!!!!

HAPPYCHICK = BRITNEY SPEARS LOL (THE PIGTAILS)

ROSEYBABEY = TOM JONES (KISS) I CAN SO SEE HER GRINDIN TO THAT HAHAHA

LUCY BLUE = MY BROWN EYED GIRL

LUCY BLUES MAN MT = THE TROLLS HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOUISE = I GOT A LOVELY BUNCH EH COCONUTS

TRIPPY= FOOTBALLS COMIN HOMEEEEEE

ERM....................WHO ELSE.....GUESS THAT LEAVES ME ???? ANY SUGGESTIONS ??:P

BACK !!!!!!

2008-08-24T12:28:00.000-07:00

HEHEHEHE.

Ok well, i have just got back from visitin family and friends in Glasgow and here are a few of the things i loved about my fabbi pure dead brilliant weekend.....

* The amazing views in the highlands on my journey to and fro, compared to the twin towers of linwood

* Seeing my fabbi big cousin, angie babe, and hearing about how she been the last few months

* My little cousin who went out for her 18th and came in at 3am from her night out sayin "aww ma feet hurt, i need to take ma feet off" (instead of shoes)

* My great friend benny becoming an uncle

* Spending 10 mins (yes 10) grabbin a top from new look to wear , and returning home to discover the thing dont fit!!!!!!

* My FABULOUS NIGHT with pam and her family which are LOVELY which consisted of .............vino, maccarena, saturday night, music man, bett midler on karaoke. and perfect singing :P, hammer pants , dancing, embarrassing ourselves on cam, steps, cyndy lauper, madonna, rugby, old school rymes, chinese, tongue twisters, i can tell u something , it been a longgggg time since i had a night so great with such a great great person, she a nutter like but i love her even more now :P

So i had a great time, a few things i want to say , i sent a text i got to a few ppl that had a bad word, i forwarded with "freakin" and as my big sister REMINDED me , it never sent that way so apologies, and on my msn which i have re installed, ppl are gettin links from me which i not sending so again apologies and if u know how i fix it let me know pleasee xxxxxxxxxxxxxx love you all

LEAVINGGGGG ON A JET PLANE, NO A BUS, AND IM BANNED!!!!!!!

2008-08-22T02:35:00.000-07:00

Hey ,

Well im off to glasgow for the weekend , to see ma family, and go see ma good mucker pal pammi, who is pure dead brilliant by the way, we gonna meet up saturday and eat chippies and tottie scones, and then go shopping for kilts to wear on sat night !!!, we not sure what we doing sat yet, but whatever it is we will have fun .

It just as well i am going away as i have been banned from cc, so i need to go reflect on my shame of posting up emma , a girl i went to school with!!!, i dont think it is bannible and so do others, i dunno maybe its the fact she her finger in her mouth lol, but she is a glamour model now, and that the only pic i could post that she has on her facebook , as many are far worse.

Well i need to make tracks as i havent packed ma bag yet, or washed, or brushed ma teeth, so i will get going, im thinkin tonight a chinese and a dvd and popcorn with ma big cousin angie babe, then tom i will nip round and see ma God mother 2 ts (betty), so see ya all , will miss u all, i love you alllllllllllllllllllllllllll, dont cry now , be strong xxxxxx

MY WORDS!!!!!!!

2008-08-17T08:09:00.000-07:00

Ok , so as u all know MY words are:

DOOTS = Feet or Breasts , depending on the perv!!!!!!!

BOOTS = The other doots lol

Flork = Flirt , (yes flirt benny ), or florkin as in flirting

Pants = Something that is meh, something thats rubbish, ITS JUST BLURGHHHH,PANTS!

Gravy = well that meant all good baby!!!!, but recently has meant something else

I think that is it, but u all know i will make many more up lol, i love nothing more than having fun with friends, esp how they have a beleif in God like i do, and u can actualy have a conversation with them without feeling uncomfortable!!! anyway,recently pammi , my greatest mate !!!!! has commented about me on her blog so i thought i would say a few things about the ppl i know and am close to ;

SANSMILE = I know ppl say their mum is their best freind, well i know my mum is , i mean she knows me more than anyone , how i feel, the person i am, EVERYTHING, she means more to me than anyone ,and my da, and i am truly blessed as i know some ppl dont have that , and if ppl see the good in me then that is because of them , i truly love her with all my heart xxxxxxxxxxxx

HAPPYCHICK = A lovely lady with a lovely heart and always caring , i love her to bits hehehehehehe, she funny and sings with me lol xxxxx

BENNY = Well benny , wht can i say there are so many converstions we have had, about pizzas, and star wars, and boxing and scotland and florking, and sex!!!!!, but u know wht its cause u are one of my closest friends and i can come to you and talk to you about anything and im not ashamed to say that , your truly a great friend and i love you xxxx

ROSE = awwwwwwwwwwwwww rose is just fabulous , very caring, very sweet, and always there for ya, she loves a laugh and is now starting to out do me in the old films category !!!!!!!!!!!!....................slippery lil sucker:P xxx

LISTER = a man of many talents , he can have a laugh , he can make u laugh , tell u wise words , and sometimes just listens, has his hair long, has his hair short, has a truck, has a wee car, i mean the guy even has drums !!!! but one thing i do know is he a good friend , and likewise i hope i am a good friend back and maybe one day we will share margeritas xx

LUCY BlUE = She may not get to read this as she got a man now:P, but im her bit on the side and we are great friends , i love her xxx, i dunno what i would do without her , she is my bestest everest friend xxxxxxx

PAMMI = What can i say , this girl is uber great, she has been there for me so much lately, and i have been there for her in times to, im so glad i met her , and when i did she was everything i thought she would be , such a beautiful girl inside and out, pammi u rock !!!!!!! hahaha, and ill see ya next weekend :P xxxxx

SEANY = An amazing man , does ma nut in like, but an amazing man , i hear u all shout boy !!!!, sean may come across as immature in his banter and his muckin about and his constant flirting , but i know him , and he a very wise man, with a head on his shoulders, i love his passion for music, his passion for God , his big BIG heart, his humour and how he can make me laugh so much,it actually scares me how much i do know about him....he just like me but a man and im better lookin hahahaha, i love you seany xxxxx and ill talk to u soon hun xxxxxx

If u read this , and i have left u out, im sorry but ppl wont read it if its to long lol xxxxxx

Here Without you

2008-08-16T02:58:00.000-07:00

I was always nothing more than me , but that he could not see

Why could he not be the perfect man i wanted him to be

See i know i was the answer, and i know that he did to

But he couldnt be that man and do what he knows he had to do

He tells her that he misses her, did not realise how so

Missing me will be ten times worse, for that he has to know.

For once in my life i was honest, whenever we would talk

Again i let my heart out there, well this time it is locked

For i know i deserve better, but i know he loves me to

Whether he made the right choice?, was it the right thing for him to do?

Only he will know that, i already know he regrets

But i wont wait around for someone whoes hedging on his bets

I deserve the love of one man, not to share it with another

I knew if we ever got to meet what we would feel for each other

To choose someone u never met , she could never do

As he knew she felt immense feelings but would not never commit to you

Now i have my answer, and again i take a sigh

Why such trials of love oh Lord, why me , i ask oh why

I have my friends around me who know me and love me so

I guess he couldnt see that, and now he'll never know

How come!!!

2008-08-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

How come i feel i know him and his heart fits like a glove

Humour, pain, compassion, frustration joy and love

How come im always afraid of hurt, and to open up my heart

Yet when i hear or feel, all my fears they quickly part.

He does also wonder, of his past and of his feelings

He knows he can always go to her when he needs calm from his dealings

Maybe they have a special gift, together they unwrap

Maybe she is scared of Loving again, in case its another trap

How come they know each other so, and it happened all so quick

Is this something God wills for her , or just another trick

How come he makes her laugh so hard, even when she is in pain

How come when its reversed, she can also do the same

I hope the grass is greener, if i get on the other side

Until such a time will ever come i pray and take my stride

Even if it isnt, there is one thing she does know

He has a bond with her, and is in her heart , and for that she wont let go

How come Lord, that i feel this, how come i cannot shift

My cares i cast upon u Lord, take them from me, please do lift

So i can be still and know your God, and thy will, will be done

Give me strength,love and patience, help her to walk and not to run

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

2008-08-12T10:41:00.000-07:00

Ok as usual i was in from work and looking up some very intellectual things and i came across some of these names :

Anita Lay

Annette Curtain

Ben Dover

Buster Cherry

Chris P. Bacon

Dan Saul Knight

Dick Burns

Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now)

Gae Hooker

Harold Assman

Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)

Mark Skid

Randy Guy

Seymour Wiener

Willie B. Hardigan

Willie Stroker

My maiden name was Meg Ann Childress. Nothing exciting. Well, I married Alan Boner, and now I am Meg A. Boner!"

HEHEHE!!!! really have to much time on ma hands :P, im so glad i have a normal name !!!!

GRANNIES AND WASHING!!!!!!!!

2008-08-10T09:01:00.000-07:00

YO YO YO , well since one of my fellow bloggers started blogging , i thought i would too, as i know u all love ma wee stories , so , im gonna start with a fun blog ....things to note about a few things

1) WHENEVER U ARE PUTTING YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES INTO THE WASHING/DRYER, , REMEMBER TO CHECK THAT THE CLOTHES YOUR MOTHER PUT INTO THE DRYER FOR 40 MINUTES BEFOREHAND ARE OUT!!!!!, BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN !!!!! AND WASH IT ALL AGAIN.

2) A WOMAN CAN FIND ANOTHER WOMAN ATTRACTIVE WITHOUT WANTIN TO JUMP THEIR BONES!!!!

3) YOUR FATHER IS FOR CUDDLING, SO WHEN HE IS PEACEFUL AND SLEEPY AND SO ADORABLE
AND YOU GO TO THEM AND GIVE THEM A BEAR HUG,WHY DO THEY SAY "BEAT IT YA BAM?"

4) GRANNIES STORIES ARE SO GREAT , APPARENTLY WHEN MY UNCLE WAS A WEE BOY HE LEFT HOME WITH 2 SPUDS AND A BAG OF CLOTHES , WHY??

5) IF MACARONI AND CHEESE IS CALLED MACARONI AND CHEESE, AND MINCE AND TATTIES IS CALLED MINCE AND TATTIES, WHY IS SAUSAGE AND YORKSHIRE PUDDING CALLED TOAD IN THE HOLE ??

6) IF JOHNY FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE, AND ROCKY HAD THE EYE OF THE TIGER , WHY DID ELVIS LOVE TIGER FEET, IM SORRY DOOTS??

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so many little questions in life eh .................:P

IN CHRIST AND IN THE FLESH !

2008-02-17T11:27:00.000-08:00

Earlier today i was debating with a friend about whether or not i believe woman should teach/preach, so i decided to study on it a lil bit and these are my thoughts.

I believe woman can teach children , can teach in writing, but i dont believe they should teach within the church due to this scrip that i came across (which i have pasted in all translations):

1Co 14:34

(ASV) let the women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as also saith the law.

(CLV) Let the women in the ecclesias hush, for it is not permitted to them to speak, but let them be subject, according as the law, also is saying."

(ISV) the women must keep silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak out, but must place themselves in submission, as the law also says.

(KJV) Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

(KJV+) Let your5216 women1135 keep silence4601 in1722 the3588 churches:1577 for1063 it is not3756 permitted2010 unto them846 to speak;2980 but235 they are commanded to be under obedience,5293 as2531 also2532 saith3004 the3588 law.3551

(MKJV) Let your women be silent in the churches; for it is not permitted to them to speak, but to be in subjection, as the Law also says.

(Rotherham) As for the women, in the assemblies, let them be silent, for it is not permitted them to be speaking; but let them be in submission,—even as, the law, saith.

(Webster) Let your women keep silence in the churches; for it is not permitted to them to speak: but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

(YLT) Your women in the assemblies let them be silent, for it hath not been permitted to them to speak, but to be subject, as also the law saith;

BUT ..............................there are no male and female in christ ?????? as it says in this scrip :

Gal 3:28

(ASV) There can be neither Jew nor Greek, there can be neither bond nor free, there can be no male and female; for ye all are one man in Christ Jesus.

(CLV) in Whom there is no Jew nor yet Greek, there is no slave nor yet free, there is no male and female, for you all are one in Christ Jesus."

(ISV) A person is no longer a Jew or a Greek, a slave or a free person, a male or a female, because all of you are one in Christ Jesus.

(KJV) There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

(KJV+) There is1762 neither3756 Jew2453 nor3761 Greek,1672 there is1762 neither3756 bond1401 nor3761 free,1658 there is1762 neither3756 male730 nor2532 female:2338 for1063 ye5210 are2075 all3956 one1520 in1722 Christ5547 Jesus.2424

(MKJV) There cannot be Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is no male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

(Rotherham) There cannot be Jew or Greek, there cannot be bond or free, there cannot be male and female, for, all ye, are one, in Christ Jesus:

(Webster) There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

(YLT) there is not here Jew or Greek, there is not here servant nor freeman, there is not here male and female, for all ye are one in Christ Jesus;

BUT .................THIS IS (i beleive) within CHRIST not in the flesh , we are both male and female in the flesh , if we where not then homosexuality would be ok ??????, would not be a sin ?????.

after all God calls us his sons AND daughters :

2Co 6:18

(ASV) And will be to you a Father, And ye shall be to me sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

(CLV) and I will be a Father to you, and you shall be sons and daughters to Me, says the Lord Almighty."

(ISV) I will be your Father, and you will be my sons and daughters," declares the Lord Almighty.

(KJV) And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

(KJV+) And2532 will be2071 a(1519) Father3962 unto you,5213 and2532 ye5210 shall be2071, (1519) my3427 sons5207 and2532 daughters,2364 saith3004 the Lord2962 Almighty.3841

(MKJV) and I will be a Father to you, and you shall be My sons and daughters, says the Lord Almighty.

(Rotherham) And will become your Father, and, ye, shall become my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

(Webster) And I will be a Father to you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

(YLT) and I will be to you for a Father, and ye--ye shall be to Me for sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.'

I believe IN CHRIST we are all as one , no male and female , no greek nor jew etc etc , but IN THE FLESH i believe women should keep silent :

1Ti 2:12

(ASV) But I permit not a woman to teach, nor to have dominion over a man, but to be in quietness.

(CLV) Now I am not permitting a woman to be teaching nor yet to be domineering over a man,, but to be in quietness"

(ISV) Moreover, I do not allow a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. Instead, she is to be quiet.

(KJV) But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

(KJV+) But1161 I suffer2010 not3756 a woman1135 to teach,1321 nor3761 to usurp authority over831 the man,435 but235 to be1511 in1722 silence.2271

(MKJV) But I do not allow a woman to teach, or to exercise authority over a man, but to be in silence.

(Rotherham) But, teaching—unto a woman, I do not permit, nor yet to have authority over a man,—but to be in quietness;

(Webster) But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

(YLT) and a woman I do not suffer to teach, nor to rule a husband, but to be in quietness,
1Co 11:3

AND THIS SCRIP:

(ASV) But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

(CLV) Now I want you to be aware that the Head of every man is Christ, yet the head of the woman is the man, yet the Head of Christ is God."

(ISV) Now I want you to realize that Christ is the head of every man, and man is the head of the woman, and God is the head of Christ.

(KJV) But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

(KJV+) But1161 I would2309 have you5209 know,1492 that3754 the3588 head2776 of every3956 man435 is2076 Christ;5547 and1161 the head2776 of the woman1135 is the3588 man;435 and1161 the head2776 of Christ5547 is God.2316

(MKJV) But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

(Rotherham) But I wish you to know—that, the head of every man, is, the Christ, and, the head of a woman, is, the man; and, the head of the Christ, is, God.

(Webster) But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

(YLT) and I wish you to know that of every man the head is the Christ, and the head of a woman is the husband, and the head of Christ is God.

SO ..............do i think women should be able to teach , children yes, writing, yes , in the church NO!!!

But sometimes what i find most surprising is like it says in 1cor 14 34, its a commandment of the LAW !!, and how some people take this and say it does not mean wht it says and is taken out of context........(due to no male and female IN CHRIST , NOT THE FLESH ), but other things the law says eg baptism etc are completely to be obeyed !!!! interesting eh :)

Agape love!!!!!!

2008-02-12T06:27:00.000-08:00

(KJV+) And they have built1129 the high places1116 of Tophet,8612 which834 is in the valley1516 of the son1121 of Hinnom,2011 to burn8313 (853) their sons1121 and their daughters1323 in the fire;784 which834 I commanded6680 them not,3808 neither3808 came5927 it into5921 my heart.3820

(MKJV) They have built the high places of Tophet, which is in the valley of the son of Hinnom, to burn their sons and their daughters in the fire; which I did not command them, nor did it come into My heart.

(YLT) And have built the high places of Tophet, That are in the valley of the son of Hinnom, To burn their sons and their daughters with fire, Which I did not command, Nor did it come up on My heart.

I have just finished reading my mates Dans blog AND again was in tears at end full of love , theses are 3 scrips that i was lead to to show how agape Gods love is , how it would NEVER enter his heart to harm anyone or burn them in fire , AWESOME

People ask me how is it i dont go to church as dont wanna be taught be a man , yet how i can gain so much understanding from a mans website page that i beleive can SEE. The diff for me is , although i think that the church is a great place to be in for love and fellowship, its the teachings that i question , as it was that ,that brought me out of the church to seek the truth , go back to the original, test the scriptures that are in the translations etc, and now i have i cannot look back as i beleive i am being shown the TRUTH, which to me is the scriptures.

I have been growing so so so SO much more in my spirit the past few weeks than i ever have , by talking to diff ppl, seeing things in a diff way, having agape love etc , and going through a bit of a challenge myself lately , as mum and dad moving away and want me to go with them , but my sister has now fell in love and is here with me and does not really want to go i dont think, which is difficult for me as i dont want to leave her in the lurch , with her own , and not half of the bills to pay etc, but for me , i do beleive these past few weeks has been God given , and i need to spend that time with him growing in my spirit as i lost that for a bit and have recently got that back TEN TIMES OVER, and feel this is going to be a new journey in my life , to change the things i would like to , grow with God more and live my life for him and the way i should for him . its amazing , im greetin away and i dunno why , like i always do i will give it all to God, on whether to stay or go , but i already think God is preparing my for a new start , a time to grow with him now , around his amazing creation , as fort william is a beautiful place.

Wow!!!!

2008-01-31T14:08:00.000-08:00

Today was a normal day at work , and i came home got in late, had a few rounds on my punchbag!!! as missed the gym lately , then my mum and dad got a chinese(so defeats the purpose ), but i was good and only had a wee bit.

I wanted to share some time with God tonight , and was lead to some beautiful scriptures , i got out my youth bible and looked up a topic and was brought to 1sam 1-13, psalm 8, and isaiah 12, anyway i loved reading them , but youth bible is a transalation so clicked into my esword to read, and never guess what , right in front of me, on my esword was psalm 8!!!!!!, haha the Lord is great.

Although i have been out of my studying a while i am enjoyin bein drawn back to Jesus , its lovely , really beautiful, but i not all up there on my storys in the bible so i started reading my neices childrens bible to pick up on the stories and that great to, tonight i read exodus, and remembered about moses as i watched a moses video a little while back , and was great i remembered, although i find it a tiny wee bit confusin that moses is in exodus lol but im sure the Lord will give me understanding.

So from this moment i thinkin how blessed i am and have been in my life, and want to praise God and read his word and thank him for his grace and i plan on continueing to, like psalm said the fish, the birds,sky, moon, stars, as well as blessing me in my life with what i have is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

But i still thank God every day for that and every night , and pray for those tha have not been so blessed and i know it a big world out there and cant toach them all, i can pray and try to help ppl i can toach .

My sisters boyfriends mum was diagnosed with cancer of the ribs the other night , please keep her in prayer if you read this, her name is kathleen. Been quite a sad time the last few days, i feel for my lil sis as she sad for her man.

God is great !!!

2008-01-26T11:29:00.000-08:00

Well i not blogged in a wee while but am the day , the past few days i have spoken to some lovely special people who have told me their testimonies, which brought me to tears listening to them all and feeling so blessed and humbled , to which brought on for me , a day full of joy , hope , God , and spirit, and these people have inspired me to grow even more in my faith , thank God for his grace , and help these and other ppl in any way i can.

One of these ppl i spoke to was dan (danyool), a lovely wee boy (he will kill me for sayin that) from cc, my mum (sansmile) heard he was not goin oot for his birthday , so kindly invited him up for his dinner............................He got to ma hoose before i arrived home from work and was playin the wii with my little neice, i think she was beatin him as she was great !!!!............i seen him and gave him a great big hug and the card i thought i would get him for his big 21 from me and my mum. Very shy , very polite and very handsome.

After dinner and chat , he told me his testimony, which moved me , humbled me and made me feel so blessed for the life i have , but also so happy that he has been blessed so much since God has came into his life.
I gave him a notebook of all studies i have done that helped me when i was at a point in my life where i had been through alot and needed time out to kick it with Jesus, which he accepted kindly (but i want it back dan:p) lol .

I wont go on , as i know i do, but dan if you reading this hunny , you are a special guy who i hope will be blessed abuntantly with Gods love, and maybe a nice wee wifey :P.

The other person i have spoke to i have been speakig to LOADS on phone msn cc, and i am overwhelmed by his faith , his strength , and his love in God, hes funny, has an amazing accent, caring, gorgeous (i should not say that really as he will get a big head), but i am thanking God for bringing this friend into my life and asking him for his will to be done.

Random

2007-12-19T05:35:00.000-08:00

50 Things about mee...

1. Do you like cheese?
yeh !!!, but not the blue kind

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Eeeerrr..Never!

3. Do you own a gun?
yeh i have 4 !!!!!........................noooooooooooooo!!

4. Your favorite song?
I have to cheat i have 2........james morrison- better man and kc and jojo- All my life

5. Do you get nervous about Dr. appointments?
Depends on why i am going

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Yummy..............but try not to think about what in them

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Mariah.......................All i want for christmas is you!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water or Tea!!!!

9. Can you do push ups?
The ones where you half do them yes !! lol

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes!!!! most of the time

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
A ring i bought with £20 my late aunt gave me ( i miss her)

12. Favorite Hobby?
Being on this i guess, or GYM!!!!

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex
People say i have a nice smile ....so my smile :)

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
WHIT!!!

15. Have you ever stolen anything?
No , not that i can remember

16. Middle Name?
Maria

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
I love my family
What is A.D.D
Opening my christmas presents

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
A cd, packet of crisps, Glass bottle eh diet irn bru ( coo coo)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Diet irn bru,Pepsi max , water

20. Your fears?
Yeh i have a few lol, rofl my mum just said people and commitment

21. Current hate?
Men

22. Favorite place to be?
In prayer

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Will tell u on the 1st

24. Where would you like to go?
Paris

25 Name three people who will complete this and return.
dunno

26. Do you own slippers?
yes, but i can never find the other one

27. What color shirt are you wearing?
kaki??? kaci!!!! greeny kind

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
If i had satin sheets i would

29. Can you whistle?
Yep

30. Favorite color?
Red

31. Would you be a pirate?
If my ship has Jack Sparrow on it yeh

33. Favorite girl's name?
Remi!! or Emily

34. Favorite boy's name?
lol JOE, no erm i LOVE noah!!

35. What's in your pocket right now?
nothing

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My mum about 2 mins ago

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I dunno i had the plastic ones:(:(, lol my little pony

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Well have split my head open three times and burnt my foot

39. Do you love where you live?
I love wherever i am as long as have my friends and family

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4!!!

41. Who is your loudest Friend?
LOL, thats a tough one

42. Who is your most silent friend?
There all silent when im around cause i never shut up !

43. Does anyone have a crush on you?
awww shucks!!!!

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
No

45. What is your favorite candy?
LOVE PIC AN MIX

46. Favorite Sports Team?
CELTIC

47. What do you want played at your funeral?
Erm i dont really care as i wont hear it lol, but if i had to choose would be Goodbye my lover- james blunt

48. Goals you would like to achieve this year?
Driving , New home,Learning sign language

49. What was your favorite toy as a child?
erm....................i liked dressing up

50. Do you have a favorite flower?
yeh a BUNCH!

10 minutes!!!!!!

2007-11-06T11:58:00.000-08:00

Ok on a greaaaaaaaaaaaat note my man joe won the fight on sat night, i was so annoyed as i could not get setanta sport and could not watch online, i ended up gettin a call from jayne as she was at ringside to hear the crowd, i ended up listenin to it on the radio , and i loved it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i knew he could do it.

Today was my day off,and on a rear occasion i decided to cook!!!!!!!! for my mum and sister and neice, however i wanted chilli and they wanted spaghetti bolognaise , so i said i would half the mince and cook both .................note to everyone,always make sure you have the ingredients before you cook!, i had no SPAGHETTI and no bolognaise sauce???? duh!!!!!!! what a muppet!

So i was walking down the high st when i seen someone i recognised from being a customer at my bank (when i worked at the local branch).....he must be about 70 odd, speech is very stuttery and slow and he walks and shakes with a stick............he was walking with his stick slow and the wind was blowing, he had an iceland bag full of shopping and also another two bags in his other hand................what would u do ?????

Well if you a decent person would offer to help .............so me being that i went up, smiled and said i was going down the high st and if i could help im with his bags..............he kind of looked at me ...shocked but handed me his bags with relief........i asked him where he was going and he said he was gettin a taxi home , I told him i would help him down to the rank and get my shoppin on the way back, on our journey he told me his wife has the sickness bug, and apologised for walkin so slow, we got talking and he told me he had a stroke 10 yrs ago and affects his side , that he takes 10! pills every morning and 10! pills everynight, i dont know why but my eyes filled with tears, i had to kind of correct myself and said are you in pain, and to my assurance he said no and his wife looks after him, which was such a relief..............
Anyway he turned round to me and said, (just before we got to rank), "I cant remember, there are not alot of girls in this world who would take 10 minutes out to help someone". I just smiled and said i was only gettin shoppin in.... but thought any other decent person would do the same........however when we got to the taxi rank i understood wht he meant, i opened the door and said to the driver, i got shoppin here (for his boot), this man was strugglin down the high st with it and just gettin him in a taxi home.......................and to my ANGER the stupid git kinda rolled his eyes and never got out to help, i put the bags in the boot myself as one was quite heavy, i felt like shoutin , you know wht mate, dont bother will get him another taxi with someone that HELPS!!!!!!....So the guy i helped got in the taxi and thanked me , i said cheerio and told him next time go to sainsburys as you can call a taxi for free inside ....and was on my way.

I came home upset i really felt for him, (even though all ppl get old and have problems) and spoke to my mum and she said a true christian is someone who helps, i was still really annoyed but just took half hour taking my frustration out on my punchbag!.

So...............and i know the answer I am sure you all would take 10 minutes out to help someone as that is just good decent courtesy :)

My wee sis and neice

2007-10-25T11:28:00.000-07:00

My sister is a vice chair for fife gingerbread and a volunteer look at the vid below lol :)

DREAMS!

2007-10-17T16:40:00.000-07:00

As you all know i lived down in England for a while in my life , we used to go about in a crowd and a guy called Paul, who went to school with my big sister , has to this day always been a good friend to me.
I remember he always looked out for me and when i told him i hated and could not watch horror films, he rented a whole load and watched them with me so i would not be afraid anymore, and when i went back and forth to visit my folks would always see him and say hi or let him know i was there and would meet up for chat, he never knew it, but i always thought of him and still do, as a great friend who i may not see so often , but know is always there and likewise , as i,him ,my sis and a friend called baz all hung about, went to the park in summer , the boys played football while us girls listened to the radio, always went out on the weekend, baz was a big bloke , funny and he always liked me but we were always just mates, well i still kept in toach and still do to this day with paul, i knew him from when i was nine , but baz got married and had a lil girl, and was happy for him although i never seen him in so long ,had heard.
I never forget the day paul phoned me at work, tellin me baz had died!!!!, a 28 yr old newly wed with a little girl!!!!!, me and sis had just got back from england visitin my mum and dad and i just did not know wht to do or wht to think , we sent a massive wreth, he got dvt, and died of clot on the lung!.
I went over to england a while later and his wife was out one day and was talkin to her although not about baz, as could see she was still fragile, paul was out and i gave him hug, he never has showed his emotion, but anyway ....................
I had a dream last night , you know those dreams you have , when u wake up and your scared, i dreamt i was in a room and paul took me to one side and told me he had found a voicemail on his phone from baz, and he broke down in my arms , i broke down to.......................................
I wish we would have all kept in touch as much as we did before but we never, and now he gone ...........i guess what i sayin is..........you never know wht is gonna happen in life.

I dont hear from my friend paul that much as he down south, will always see him if i visit though,but havin that dream made me realise something, friends, relatives whatever, they could be here today and gone tomorrow, and i gonna make a point of textin paul to let him know he my mate and love him to bits and wht i dreamt as i know he will know wht i mean, but also to let my friends and relatives who i dont contact so much know that i love them , and realise that sometimes we moan about trivial things when we should not , i can take things to heart and personal which i shoudnt sometimes , but through Gods grace i am here and i am well , and want ppl to know that i am always a friend and always here to help if they ever need me , and i know my friends know that. But even to those that dont know me so well i am always here as a friend as God is in me and God is love. And just remember those friends or relatives that u not heard from in while , or the people that are important to u , tomorrow could be another story.

Sometimes we can take things for granted, me included, make plans for the future, when we may not have the future, Every day we wake up , is a blessing, just remember to give that day to God, just that day, as you dont know if you have it xx

2007-10-12T13:10:00.000-07:00

Did you know that if you hold your arm out and toach the tip of your fingers on a wall ,then swing your arm back , and to the wall again, your arm is smaller!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that as woman grow older their feet get smaller " thats feet" if ever jm reads this which i dont think he will lol ?

Did you know that the nutter from coranation st who kidnapped claire and ashleys baby is cain dingle's ( who was in emmerdale) wife!!

Did you know that 80 percent of the things we worry about NEVER happen?

Did you know that the capital of Ukraine is kiev ( as in the chicken ) haha i love that one?

Did you know that the more you massage your scalp , the more your hair will grow (thats a good point for benny) ??

Did you know the more you wear contact lenses , the worser your eyesight will get ?

Did you know that if you are left handed , their are things you can do better with your right hand , and vise verser....e.g i can type on the right hand side of my keyboard at work ( where all the numbers are) better with my left hand , but im right handed ??

Dd y knw tht f y wrt sntnc wtht th vwls n t y cn rd t?????????????????????????????? f y cnt yr stpd?........................meaning....

(did you know that if you right a sentence without the vowels in it you can read it ? if you cant your stupid)

Did you know that if you count the number of times you brush your teeth in the morning the more your brain works that day? ( the guy from brain training on nintendo ds told me that )

Did you know if you go to china and show your bear feet , its an insult?

Did you know if you if you go to Singapore and spit out chewing gum you are find!!!?

Can woman preach!!!!???

2007-10-08T16:23:00.000-07:00

Recently i have been talkin to my dad, he is stayin down south with his sister while he waits for his redundancy, she is a lovely woman and has God in her heart, but in the past few months my dad says she has joined a group and now thinks that woman can preach, and that we are all perfect now, and that we are in a spiritual body now, which i have to say i dont think i entirely agree with ????...
hear is some scriptures why i think this :

1Co 14:34 Let your women be silent in the churches; for it is not permitted to them to speak, but to be in subjection, as the Law also says.

1Co 14:35 And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home; for it is a shame for a woman to speak in a church.

1Ti 2:12 But I do not allow a woman to teach, or to exercise authority over a man, but to be in silence.

1Co 11:3 But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

And where she thinks that we are perfect now and have spiritaul bodies now, i dont agree with, well i know in faith and in Gods eyes we are perfect as he cannot see sin and we are bein created in HIS image, but we still sin and are corrupt because it says :

1Co 15:42 So also the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption, it is raised in incorruption

1Co 15:43 it is sown in dishonor, it is raised in glory; it is sown in weakness, it is raised in power;
1Co 15:44 it is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body.

1Co 15:45 And so it is written, "The first man, Adam, became a living soul," the last Adam was a life-giving Spirit.

1Co 15:46 But not the spiritual first, but the natural; afterward the spiritual.

1Co 15:47 The first man was out of earth, earthy; the second Man was the Lord from Heaven.

1Co 15:48 Such the earthy man, such also the earthy ones. And such the heavenly Man, such also the heavenly ones.

1Co 15:49 And according as we bore the image of the earthy man, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly Man.

1Co 15:50 And I say this, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does corruption inherit incorruption.

So that says to me we are not spirutual bodies until we are resurected!

My last day!!!

2007-10-05T13:12:00.000-07:00

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, today was supposed to be the last day of working in my branch at the bank, but sadly cause i been signed off i was not there , but on a trip to sainsburys with my sis ,to get the tea in, i got some milk tray and a card to thank them all and to let them all know i will miss them.
So ....cut a long story short, as i can ramble ,i went into work to collect my things, they all were pleased to see me ...... i had to collect my stuff , i won two bottles of wine and a box of quality street for a work incentive that went on the week before ( they will be kept in my cupboard as i dont like red wine), anyway there was two envelopes, so after given them my card and chocolates i said my goodbye and left the bank, but on the way home i bumped into a customer who was sad i was going, i think i will miss them the most , the old ones especially, i love the older ppl.
So...................i got home with 2 bottles of wine ,a box of quality street and these 2 envelopes ,so i opened one and it was a card from the ppl i work with , signed by thm all with lil comments on how i will be missed which was lovely.The second envelope was vouchers, one 1,2,3,4!!!!!!!!, new look vouchers worth £10 each, which was far to much!, i sent each of the ppl i work with an individual text thanking them and telling them was far to much , and that i will still be at the christmas doo they have as i love them all.

So now im moving on to a new branch which i am a lil sad about as its longer hours, farther away, and every other sat (but i get every tuesday off). I do feel though i gonna look for a job more local to me as i not driving yet and gettin public transport every day to be at my new branch by 8.30 ,im not lookin forward to.

so the things i gonna miss about that branch are:

1) The ppl i work with and there little ways i love

2) The older customers, as they so sweet and grown fond of them

3) The regular customers that chat to me about every day banter

4) The new guy that has just started as he fine!!!!!!!!! (((((shhhh he dont know i think that)

5) Laughin at the customers who tell me they want their money in CASH!!!!???

6) My few regular customers, one who bought me a gift, the other who buys me a gift at christmas every year, both lovely ladies

7)The regular business customer that buys us all doughnuts every now and then

8) The regular customer who buys us strawberries, and wants to take me and my dad fishin when he moves up

There are so many things i will miss , but i been there 2 yrs so there is gonna be , but i beleive that everything happens for a reason , whether i meant to move on to this new branch or get another job, i dunno i just going to go to the new branch monday , (they all lovely there as i know them), or get another job local which i will be applying for ...whatever happens now is gods will.

banks!!!!!!!

2007-10-02T08:19:00.000-07:00

Well i not blogged in a few days , but im off work at minute as got a cold , and bad cough and off to the docs tomorrow to get something for it as just gettin worse, My job is something that my friends know i am gratful for, but im not enjoying working for the company i am, why!?, because they treat their staff like dirt, i am the only full time employee in my bank and left to do more or less everything, and stress levels and my tolerance have got pretty high the last few weeks, and i hate that , i hate any type of confronatation, or issues in the work place, makes me nervous and just dont like it. To make matters worse, my boss told me i am being transferred to another branch starting monday, im glad im gettin out of there , but not glad in the travelling i will have to do to get to the new branch, as i have no say in the matter on whether i want to go or not.
I think i have just came to the point where i have lost any trust in the company i work for , not just the branch i am in, so i dont know what Gods will for me is , maybe to go to that branch, maybe to lead me to another job, but i have applied for other jobs in the area, it will only really be for a few months anyway as my dad will be with us soon and we will all be moving on.
So i just would ask for u all to keep me in prayer with the situation i am in and for Gods will to be done, as im not good out of my own comfort zone and with new changes, and work issues causing stress levels to rise xxx gbu

2007-09-26T11:53:00.000-07:00

I think it is great to discuss and debate with other (christians or not), as we are ALL as christians told by God to love our neighbour, and even if we disagree , we can put our point across as to why, and still respect others in their opinions to.

I have been reading ants and nossies blogs on prophecy, and i can see both sides , and actually after reading their blogs, i think they both agree on most things, its a lack of emotion , communication and the way they both try to get across their points, meaning............................... if they where both sat with a bible and talking this may not of became a debate, and i dont think nossie or ant intended it to become one , but because it is words they are both reading in each others blogs each of them can perceive the responce in a way that may not have been intended.

prophecy means to fortell the future with devine inspiration (strongs), if that is what happened at ants workshop then it may have been that, however God gives prophecy to the "church" but that does not neccessarily mean "bricks and mortor", this can mean the "church of christ". you cant go to a workshop and "learn" prophecy, "leadership" maybe yes, but not prophecy, that is something given from God.
if ppl in that workshop where able to fortell future things to happen in your life , then that would be prophecy, and that may have been what happened or may not have been.

Nossie i do beleive that God shares some things with christians and not with others, God said many are called and few are chosen.He reveals as is necessary.

Mat 24:5 For many will come in My name, saying, I am Christ, and will deceive many.

Mat 24:5 to me says these people are professing christ, so must be christians?, and MANY "christians" teach , preech , cast out demons, and prophecy in the name of Jesus Christ and deceive many................ whereas many have the gift of phrophecy, teaching ( the scriptures and the truth), healing etc etc, but none of that is of man, its of God.

Think about it, the rich man the poor man , the wheat and the tares, the first son and the second son, the ten virgins, which only five where chosen........................its all about those that are called and those that are chosen.

Matthew 24:24 is quite clear: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Notice that scripture says if it where POSSIBLE, they shall deceive the very elect. so this tells me more so than ever that God shares some things with christians that he does not with others, its not possible to decieve the very elect as God has shared with some christians what he has not with others, i mean u just have to think of the apostiles, look wht he gave them , they where christians, and so where many others who never received such gifts?...............................................

Many christians do not see exactly wht the other might, but , we are all God loving and should respect other peoples views to , if we dont agree then we have a right to put our points across, just like the other party does, but if we really want the answers , there is only one person we can ask to show,help us to understand, and see the truth and to reveal it to us and that is our Lord Jesus christ .

2007-09-24T12:33:00.000-07:00

2Ki 21:6 And he made his son pass through the fire, and observed times and used fortune-tellers. And he dealt with familiar spirits and wizards. He worked much wickedness in the sight of Jehovah, to provoke Him to anger.

2Ki 23:24 And also Josiah put away the mediums, and the soothsayers, and the family gods, and the idols, and all the abominations which were seen in the land of Judah and in Jerusalem, so that he might perform the Words of the Law which were written in the Book which Hilkiah the priest found in the house of Jehovah.

I wanted to put a topic of discussion up today as wanted to know how others think, whether agree of not as i beleive everyone is entitled to their opinions and beliefs, but, stars, fortune tellers, mediums, witches, wizards etc, for me i beleive that they may know the future , BUT , i dont beleive they are of God , as i have shown some scriptures that i feel shows this , i dont think its for other ppl to predict your future and what will happen to you , i believe only God knows your future and has a plan for you , it may be good , it may be bad?, who knows?, but is for God to decide.

I know within our thoughts and minds we can tend to think about our future and what we want carnally, but sometimes what we want out of our future is not necessarily what God has planned, but if we pray and cast our cares, then in my experience if its in Gods will he always delivers.

And besides i dunno if i would want someone telling me wht is going to happen in my future , i like the excitement and the not knowing what God has planned, maybe something bad will happen , im hoping alot of good ,but i dont know and im not worried as i know whatever happens whether good or bad, as you cant have good without bad just like right without wrong, white without black, light without darkness, whatever , i know i have God in my life and everything is his will :)

Weekend

2007-09-15T09:52:00.000-07:00

Well i went to my younger cousins 15th birthday party last night, it was lovely for all of the family to be together but i missed my dad.
When i got there and went to the bar to get a drink the lady kindly said to me "are you 18", lol.
I was so shocked i forgot how old i was and said "im erm.....err......20..........7!!!", lol , the lady behind the bar was from liverpool and she said ......."no way !!!", so i had to get my id , which i willingly gave over to her as was a massive compliment in my eyes haha , she made my night.

So that was the talk of the night , although i think its very good that they checking id especially as 15 yr olds there., the night went ok, although i did feel sorry for my aunt and uncle as they had a few young boys given them hastle as they turned up drunk etc, and a few had to be chucked out as they where spoiling my cousins night.

Then , my cousins cake came out with the candles on (which my aunt forgot) duh!!!, just as well her mother in law remembered , anyway , the cake, to her embarrassment had her picture on it from when she was a wee girl hehehe!!!!!!, we all found it hilarious, she did not see the funny side lol.
LOL, i know im not OLD yet lol but i felt it haha, makes you see how quick the yrs go by and rember when you where that age and had parties, and how much so much has changed .

So today i woke up and went for bath , then i had a fettish to clean clean clean lol , so i went to semi chem and bought floor wipes , shaken vac (i love shaken vac), and apple air freshner, and some capri-sonnes ( i love them to ), not for cleaning though, to drink lol. i then came home, put my music on and then started cleaning and wiping the floors (as my kitchen and bathroom are lino).
I am so excited , my mum is takin me out tomorrow in our car to do some driving and manouivers, hehe

ok i need to go , x factor just came on and my aunt just arrived gbu all xxx