Monday, 29 June 2009

THE HOFF EFFECT/AFFECT??

Today i went back into work , and ma work mate mark was chattin on about somehink and i was like , what u on about he was like "the hoff" was in the town on friday night and i got his autograph and ran after him to shake his hand, lol now mark is not 4, he is in fact 21, hahaha

I dont think that it is down to the fact he used to parade on a beach with busty girls in red bikinis, its more about "knight rider" and "kit".........everyone wanted a car like that (well every man), and the watch u talk into rofl....boys and their toys eh. Mark kept sayin "hes a legend!", i mean like he aint no hollywood film star, but he the nearest to it when it comes to fort william hahaha!!!!!!

But apparently it made wee marks weekend , bless ...


Saturday, 27 June 2009

errrrrr whit!!!!!!!!

Ok calm calm.............so like we have a couple stayin in the let, and they have a dog , i go out today like a good girl to put a wash oot for ma mum, and as i am hanging it up...............the queen of friggin sheba comes oot ( the toff lady in the let) and says..............oh btw, like if my dog is out here running around, i would be careful of him if he approaches u if u are out here as he isnt very friendly with strangers.................errr whit!!!!!,first of all !!!! its NOT your garden, second of all, if u bringin a dug here u responsible for it, and fourthly, if he craps about the garden , u can pick it up , u snotty bitch..sorry that really harsh ...lol but awww she wound ma neck oot!!!!..and it should have a mussel on !!! if it not friendly, i came in and told ma mum and and dad and they where like "WHIT" to lol, btw i did not say all that to the lady lol, ma da told ma mum to go tell her that there are rules with dogs,they are responsible for them, and what they do, on our land, who she think she is sayin that to me !!! i live here, my mum was like ok dave, but she like me so i bet she say something like " ma daughter is a lil afraid with dogs and said yours might be hostile when outside , so if u can not have it running about on its own, and take responsability for it, or something like that................i hope it does bite me now and ill sue her.......... haha. no no , i wouldnt do that lol ...............ok i feel better now and i am calm hehehe